February 5, 2008 – Corpus Christi, Texas
CM Punk started the show by calling out Chavo Guerrero. They jaw jack back and forth and then decide to have a non-title Gulf of Mexico match, because Corpus Christi is on the gulf and Guerrero’s parents are Mexican. Also because to win, you had to throw your opponent into the gulf, but I like to think it’s because Vince McMahon liked the racist pun. The title match will be in two weeks on PPV, but as I’ve mentioned this show loved beating dead horses so why not have the same main event five times in six weeks and make seeing in on PPV pointless?
Layla & Victoria def. Kelly Kelly & Michelle McCool
This was super short but actually kind of good, which blows my mind. Of course Tazz had to ruin it by saying that Victoria has a pretty mouth, but at least he acknowledged that it sounded bad. Victoria won by hitting Kelly with the Widow’s Peak again, this time after Lena Yada distracted Kelly. I’m probably overrating this, but given who was involved it was crazy competent. **¼
The Kane vs. Shelton Benjamin rematch will happen on Smackdown (and in a dark match before the PPV), so I won’t be watching it.
John Morrison def. Tommy Dreamer
This was a total snooze that only got mildly interesting when Colin Delaney and Miz started getting involved. Sadly, that interesting part lasted ten seconds. Morrison won thanks to the distraction. *
In a sit-down interview, Stevie Richards talked about Terry Funk destroying his neck with a guardrail (freak accident). Nine neck surgeries later and he’ll be returning next week. He’d be out of the company six months later.
Kofi Kingston def. James Curtis
Kingston did a lot of pointless indy flipping here. No thanks. Total squash. N/A
CM Punk def. Chavo Guerrero {Gulf of Mexico Match}
This was a super boring brawl that ended with Punk hitting the GTS and Guerrero falling into the water. I thought they might be able to gimmick their way into something interesting here but that was not the case. *½