WWE ECW 40

March 13, 2007 – Trenton, New Jersey

Tommy Dreamer def. Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Sandman, Kevin Thorn, Marcus Cor Von, Matt Striker, and Elijah Burke {Battle Royal}
This was about as standard a battle royal as you’re ever going to see, but on the bright side nobody did anything embarrassing. **

Mick Foley comes out while the ECW originals are still in the ring. In an effort to sell his book, e tries to retcon history to make his heel run at One Night Stand an effort to make the originals look good. That led to a whole buncha nothing. He’ll be rooting for the originals at WrestleMania. That was quite lame, and made the originals look like shy goofs.

Extreme Exposé barely gets going when they’re interrupted by Snitsky. The ladies run away and somehow the jobbers Snitsky is going to face magically appear in the ring. This is exactly how I’d write this segment if ECW were meant to be a spoof of pro wrestling, and the most disappointing thing in wrestling is that it wasn’t.

Snitsky def. Danny Jaxx & Michael Deke {Handicap Match}
Just a very short squash. N/A

Elijah Burke is frustrated that CM Punk hasn’t given him an answer yet. He calls him CM too. That people keep calling him that is the bright spot of this dismal show.

Bobby Lashley def. Randy Orton
Lashley used to use a Dominator as his finisher. Now he uses a running powerslam and they call it the Dominator. That’s as lame as it gets. Speaking of lame, you wouldn’t think a hyped match between these two in the main event would be the most boring thing ever (maybe you would; I honestly haven’t been that exposed to either guy (with the exception of all these Lashley matches I’m watching now) in years), but it was. Early on there was some fun stuff involving Edge and Orton’s dissention, but that didn’t last nearly long enough. **