WWE ECW 183

December 8, 2009 – Houston, Texas

Vladimir Kozlov calls out Ezekiel Jackson to start the show. William Regal tries to play peacemaker but it’s not looking good. Shelton Benjamin comes out and encourages them to fight. Regal threatens Benjamin, so Christian and Yoshi Tatsu come out to get Benjamin’s back. Remember, Christian wants to steal the show at TLC, so he can’t let Benjamin get hurt. Tiffany makes the six man tag for later. Jackson wants to fight Kozlov, but Kozlov votes for the tag match. Not that I care about Kozlov, but why make him a coward? He started the show by calling out Jackson. It just doesn’t make sense. 

Vance Archer def. Tommy Dreamer
Remember Tommy Dreamer? This was his first time on the show in two months. He got a lot more offense here than I was expecting, but then WWE did the predictable thing and forgot that Dreamer was ECW Champion a few months earlier and had him get smeared in 5:08 with the inverted DDT. *½ 

Paul Burchill plays the Hurricane’s game and tries to get back into ECW as an alter ego called the Ripper. Katie Lea is wearing a mask too. He attacked the Hurricane on Superstars. Tiffany decides to play along and offers the Ripper a match against the Hurricane for an ECW contract. They copied this angle twice in ECW after this, which felt fun when I watched NXT but feels lame now. 

Zack Ryder tells Dreamer that he was a huge fan of his back in the day, but he’s going to be the guy to make Dreamer hang up the boots. So the guy doing the sympathetic babyface in love thing is also a heel who wants to retire a veteran? Who wrote this crap? 

Caylen Croft & Trent Barreta def. Mark Franks & Danny Vaughn
It was nice of them to let Archer beat a member of the roster so that Croft & Barreta could be the only people straight squashing someone on the show. They hit their elevated knee thing on Vaughn for the win at 1:51. N/A

Christian, Shelton Benjamin & Yoshi Tatsu def. William Regal, Ezekiel Jackson & Vladimir Kozlov
The good guys won in 8:33 (shown) by count out when the bad guys couldn’t get their shit together on the floor. This was a tale of two matches. It started strong with different combinations of guys having distinct exchanges that made sense for said combinations. But then there was a break and when the match came back on it devolved into rest holds and heel miscommunication gaga. After the match, Benjamin dived onto the baddies, then Christian got a ladder to climb up and grab the ECW title belt (which was hanging from the rafters since the opening of the show when Josh Matthews tried to hype the PPV match before being interrupted by Kozlov), and then Benjamin climbed it as well. The show ended with the two of them holding the belt and arguing. **

And now, the very first TLC PPV, featuring the third to last ever defense of the ECW Championship. 

December 13, 2009 – San Antonio, Texas

Christian def. Shelton Benjamin {ECW Championship Ladder Match}
Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, and Matt Striker are on commentary because Matthews and Byron Saxton were definitely not a PPV-worthy commentary team. Also this brand was dying. At least Regal and his boys didn’t get involved here. Christian had gotten into this habit of clapping frequently to get the crowd on his side. It had been really noticeable since the Regal match in England and it was glaring here. I’ve got to hand it to these two guys, they really looked like they’d gone through a war when it was over. Christian got busted open hardway early on, which led to an irritating but temporary match stoppage. From there it felt like everything was working against them, as spots were wobbly and Christian seemed to be having some trouble seeing. That ended up working in favor of the match, as spots that looked goofy on the surface were explained away (by Striker of all people) as a result of Christian’s impaired vision. I really liked that the finish was Christian put Benjamin away on the outside and then slowly, painfully climb on his own to get the title at 18:05. It wasn’t as nail-biting, but it felt more real and it’s not a ladder match finish that you see too often. Best match associated with ECW in a year and a half. ****