October 26, 2021 – Orlando, Florida
Chucky the demon doll isn’t the host of the show, but he did introduce it and gave a little speech before the opener. Brad Dourif is the biggest star NXT has ever had on, so why exactly isn’t Chucky just the host?
Gigi Dolin & Jacy Jayne def. Io Shirai & Zoey Stark and Indi Hartwell & Persia Pirotta {NXT Women’s Tag Team Championship Ladder Match}
This is commercial free. With Toxic Attraction in there I wonder if a commercial to hide behind might have been a good idea. Wade Barrett says the quiet part out loud, “In a match like this, a lot of things are going to go wrong for every single woman.” It wasn’t the botch-filled disaster it might have been, but there were just enough misfires from everyone aside from Shirai to make even the most ardent WWE Stan cringe. The thing that bothered me most though wasn’t the errors of the women in the ring, but a directive they’d clearly been given to stand around and gawk at the fans after hitting every big move. Sure, do that instead of climbing. Winning is for chumps. Speaking of which, Dolin casually shoves Hartwell off the ladder and grabs the belts for the win at 12:24. All points for Shirai’s moonsault and the gnarly bump she took to the ladder on the floor. *3/4
Carmelo Hayes & Trick Williams arrive at a haunted house to find Hayes’ North American Championship belt. Dexter Lumis, Johnny Gargano, and zombie ref have booby trapped the house. There’s a funny bit where Gargano gets offended when Hayes mistakes a dead child for him. More later…
Grayson Waller, dressed as Dracula, is the host even though he lost the match to determine who’d get the honor last week. Have to assume that LA Knight came down with a bug. Joe Gacy interrupts Waller but it’s not clear why Waller is surpassed as Gacy has a scheduled match.
Joe Gacy def. Malik Blade
The crowd, which thought that terrible ladder match was awesome and clearly has no standards, is silent for Gacy. Harland threatens to attack Blade but Gacy talks him out if it. Gacy hits Blade with a handspring lariat foe the win at 2:11. The Harland/Gacy relationship has dragged on for about a month now and still doesn’t make any sense. 1/2*
Kay Lee Ray gets a vignette. I’d totally forgotten that she’d moved to the States. Then, Ikemen Jiro bugs out because he doesn’t understand Halloween. Waller says that foreigners are weird, but it’s okay because he’s Australian. Edgy. Cameron Grimes tries to pick up a couple girls but they’re turned off. Waller tries to reassure him. I’d also forgotten about that angle because there was no trace of it last week.
Roderick Strong def. Odyssey Jones
Jones answered an open challenge to face anyone from Diamond Mine. This is a rematch from 205 Live, but we’re never told to watch that show on this show so I haven’t seen it. They don’t reference that match on commentary, and Jones doesn’t really say why he wants to fight the champion of a division that he can’t compete in. The match amounted to very little, as Jones looked a little nervous and then they did a distraction finish. The Creeds got up on the apron and Strong hit a high knee for the win at 3:37. *1/2
Back at the Halloween party. Lash Legend says Tony D’Angelo can be on her show next week. Duke Hudson invited Grimes to his poker room. Xyon Quinn chokeslams Robert Stone through a table.
Mandy Rose def. Raquel Gonzalez {NXT Women’s Championship Street Fight}
Why does WWE think entrances that feature the wrestler in a car or on a motorcycle are better if they start outside? That always makes the entrance more boring. The wheel landed on Chucky’s Choice, so he chose this stip. There was a bit in this match where Rose trapped Gonzalez in an office chair by putting a kendo stick in her lap and under the arm rests. Are we to believe that Gonzalez is really so dumb she couldn’t figure out how to slide the kendo stick out with her fully mobile hands? Other than that, this was fine, just fine. That is, until the gravedigger from last week shows up and hits Gonzalez with a shovel. Rose hits a running knee for the win at 8:38 (shown of 11:55). The gravedigger unmasks, revealing Dakota Kai. Not great for Kai’s career trajectory, but at least it makes sense. **1/4
Back at the haunted house… it’s basically just a regular haunted house. I would hate to be in their shoes, but it doesn’t exactly make for compelling television to see them get fake scared. Andre Chase is there too, because they keep giving him TV despite their obvious lack of desire to push him. Hayes eventually finds the belt, but then he & Williams get punched by Gargano & Lumis and scared off by zombies. This was useless aside from the Gargano-is-small joke.
In the ring, Waller plugs his socials until Knight comes out in the same vampire costume. Waller sabotaged Knight’s car, it seems. Solo Sikoa comes out and beats up Waller. Knight bails. Why not just have Waller win the match last week if you wanted him to host the show? You could still have Knight come out and be indignant. I can’t wait to say goodbye to this show.
Fabian Aichner & Marcel Barthel def. Wes Lee & Nash Carter {NXT Tag Team Championship Lumberjack Match}
All the guys from the party come out to be the lumberjacks. Kushida & Jiro are now dressed as the Creeds. This was the most enjoyable match of the night by a wide margin. But this show can’t leave well enough alone ever, and here it’s the lumberjacks getting booted from ringside for no reason. Vic Joseph meekly mentioning that it happened was unintentionally funny. Anyway, Aichner was on one here, looking like he was experiencing full on roid rage. I wish he’d bring that intensity in every match. He hits Lee with a brainbuster and then Barthel helped him hit the European Bomb for the win at 9:56 (shown of 13:11). ***1/2
Tommaso Ciampa def. Bron Breakker {NXT Championship Match}
In an insane bit of continuity, Chucky says to Breakker before the match, “I sure hope being a loser doesn’t run in the family.” Dead. If you’re not familiar with the character’s history with Breakker’s dad, that probably came off as pretty mean. Ciampa is dressed as Kratos and it’s pretty effective. This match was pretty dope. Breakker looked tough, absorbing a lot of Ciampa’s offense and barking in his face. Ciampa worked through it and caught Breakker with a DDT on the exposed floor. Then he hit three running knees and two Fairy Tale Endings for the win at 11:03 (shown of 13:50). Weirdly, Breakker’s botched dive wound up working for the finish, as it was played up as him being inexperienced and open to having his weaknesses exploited. ***3/4
This show felt like it was five hours long. In the middle of the Gonzalez match, I looked at my clock and was terrified at how much time was left in the show. Thankfully, it ended on a high note. Not high enough to get me to keep watching this show, but high enough to feel satisfied with my run reviewing every episode of this show to this point.