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The number 94-ranked (by Cagematch) Inner City Machine Guns come in at number 82 on this list. Rich Swann and Ricochet started orbiting each other in Dragon Gate and DGUSA in 2011, first as part of the feud between Ronin (Swann’s team with Johnny Gargano and Chuck Taylor) and the Spiked Mohicans (Ricochet’s team with CIMA), and then as part of the larger Junction Three (which Swann joined during his solo tour in Japan) vs. Blood Warriors (which the Spiked Mohicans were already a part of) feud. After Junction Three disbanded and the Blood Warriors were taken over by Akira Tozawa’s Mad Blankey stable, Swann and Ricochet both joined Naruki Doi & Masato Yoshino’s World-1 International unit and formed a tag team within it.
May 22, 2015 – Reseda, California
Andrew Everett & Trevor Lee def. Ricochet & Rich Swann {Semifinal Match}
From PWG DDT4. I do not like seeing Everett in this pre-son of Andre the Giant phase. Excalibur on commentary said that it was already 11:18pm when this match began, and there were still three matches to come after this. I would have been so pissed had I been there live. I forgot that Ricochet was a frequent practitioner of indie bullshit before he signed with WWE. Though somewhat ironically, the indie bullshit that bothered me the most in this match is something that WWE has adopted in its big gimmick matches like War Games and the Royal Rumble: guys who lay around on the mat doing nothing while blatantly waiting for your cue to jump up (without any kind of transition from being totally unconscious to totally fine) and hit a spot. Ricochet did a lot of that here. The match was filled with exciting spots, especially at the beginning and the very end, but I don’t understand why it couldn’t have featured the illegal man standing on the apron waiting for a tag rather than just laying on the apron waiting to arbitrarily pop up and region the action without a tag. It makes the whole match blur together when the structure is so loose. It was novel when ROH brought this style to the States in 2004, but at this point it was over a decade later and there was nothing left to differentiate the spotty matches, no matter how well executed. Lee hit Swann with a cool powerbomb and rolled him into a gnarly hurricanrana from Everett to get the win at 14:31. ***¼
March 28, 2014 – Reseda, California
Brian Cage & Michael Elgin def. Rich Swann & Ricochet and ACH & AR Fox {Triple Threat Match}
From PWG Mystery Vortex II. I kind of wish Elgin & Cage weren’t in this so it could just be a match between two teams who have parody names for themselves (ACH & Fox are the African American Wolves). Or maybe we could have thrown the Motor City Machine Guns and the American Wolves into this to make things a bit more meta. That’s something PWG fans like, right? The match starts with only two guys in the ring, but I have a feeling it will take less than five minutes for the tag rules to be thrown out completely. And that’s exactly what happens, which is kind of a bummer because those first few minutes were filled with a bunch of interesting stories pitting the Unbreakable F’n Machines’ strength against everyone else’s speed and agility. To their credit however, after the first ridiculous interlude during which everyone comes in to hit a spot, the correct legal men are the two who are left in the ring. Swann gets stuck in the ring with the Machines for a while, and wouldn’t you know it, it makes the eventual tag out to Fox get a really big pop. Who’da thunk?! But right after that the tag rules get a lot more loose. They lasted ten minutes longer than I expected them to, at least. And at least the snarky commentators call it out. Despite all that, I found myself getting engrossed by the action in this much more than by the DDT4 match. I liked that the big guys would occasionally slow things down, and that every time they entered the ring it, at least slightly and sometimes drastically, changed the pace of the match. I’m not sure why we never saw the two faster teams try to align against the Machines, but I’m not marking this match for what was missing from it as much as I am for what was in it. They went about a couple of minutes past their peak on this one, but it was still mostly thrilling. Cage & Elgin hit Fox & ACH with a powerbomb and a discus lariat for the win at 29:05. ****
August 9, 2013 – Reseda, California
Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson def. Ricochet & Rich Swann and Eddie Edwards & Roderick Strong {PWG Tag Team Championship Ladder Match}
From PWG TEN. The bright side here is I’m not going into this hoping for tag rules to be enforced. Why doesn’t PWG just say that tag rules aren’t a thing there? The downside is that this is a ladder match and I’ve seen everything that can be done in a ladder match already. This was little more than a comedy match. Early on, Nick was comfortably able to retrieve the belts, but deliberately knocked the ladder over instead. Not sure how to reinvest in the match after that. A bunch of stuff happens, some of it well done, but none of it felt like stuff that only the ICMG or the Bucks could do. Some of the Dojo Boys’ offense was unique to them, but they were in maybe one-fifth of the match. Nick retrieved the belts at 17:42, but I was long past caring at that point. **¾
March 15, 2014 – Tower Hamlets, London
Rich Swann & Ricochet def. Will Ospreay & Paul Robinson {RevPro British Tag Team Championship Match}
From RevPro High Stakes. RevPro isn’t PWG, so the tag rules might be enforced. But this is early Ospreay so who knows what kind of nonsense will be on display. The cute dynamic here is that Ospreay’s admiration of the more experienced Ricochet is being called out over and over. It’s odd to see a version of Ospreay that isn’t the cocky dude at the top of the card. People love this match, but it has glaring flaws that held me back. One of them was Ricochet failing twice to get Robinson on his back for a stretch that ultimately didn’t mean anything for the match when he was successful on this third try. But my main issue with this match wasn’t that it was made up of blatantly choreographed stretches, but rather than after a team got a near fall, they’d just stand around and then slowly get into position for the next blatantly choreographed stretch to begin. That killed the flow for me. And more often than not, the opposing team would quickly take over. So there was little drama. In fact, this series of ICMG matches is showing me a bunch of different ways that a match can be flashy without having much in the way of drama. My favorite bit of the match came from commentary, when one of them said, “Both teams deserve to win, don’t they; it’s been so good,” and the other replied, “No, no they don’t. The team that wins deserves to win.” Thank you for cutting through some of the bullshit. Of course, just seconds later, Robinson kicks Swann in the back and the commentary makes a big deal of that aggravating a back injury from earlier in the match (one that I don’t recall happening at all), only for Swann to immediately get up and hit a gamengiri on Ospreay to wrap up a perfunctory everyone-hits-everyone-in-succession bit. Ricochet hit Robinson with the Benadryller to win the titles about a minute later at 24:21. Points for hard work, but this doesn’t stand the test of time. The ICMG lost the titles the following night, as one does after winning a championship on a foreign tour. ***
March 22, 2013 – Reseda, California
Rich Swann & Ricochet def. AR Fox & Samuray del Sol
From PWG All Star Weekend 9. This was the first of two matches in which the very random team of Fox and SdS paired up. No rhyme or reason to it that I can gather aside from PWG thinking it’d be fun for their big weekend. I spent a good portion of last week watching Beard vs. Food videos on YouTube. They’re quite fun. If you’re not familiar (I wasn’t before last week), he’s a fairly typical but very likable competitive eater who wins the vast majority of the challenges he attempts. So it’s interesting to watch him on the rare occasion he loses. Most of the losses come from challenges that are made mostly of sugar. These are giant versions of foods that are probably incredible in their original form. But the pain on his face when he tries to consume them in insane quantities is palpable. That’s even more true after watching five of these spotfests in a row. Give me one, from the early aughts, when the best ones were set around a story. But five in a row, in which the spots admittedly are performed mostly excellently, but have nothing stringing those spots together, and it’s a misery. By the time I got to this match I had no more patience for any of this shit.
Even worse, this reminded me of something Jimmy Jacobs once said to me that really bummed me out. I can’t remember what match we were watching, but it was probably something during which people were doing stuff like this. Maybe it was Dragon Gate guys, but maybe it was Bryan Danielson having a bonkers match. But I think it was more of an acrobatic match, and he said, “Am I even a wrestler?” He was kidding, but he must have felt some level of inadequacy when saying it. Excalibur says something very similar on commentary here. And frankly, I’d rather watch a match with some nuance from either of them than another Ricochet match for quite some time. Anyway, this match, ranked by Cagematch as the ICMG’s match, was even more annoying because Ricochet teased a bit of heel work, but then immediately abandoned it and Swann played to the crowd like a babyface. Remember when everyone complained that all the heels on the indies were cool heels and not dirtbag heels? I miss that time, because the mid-teens was clearly an era where there were zero heels. I want to really dog this with a bad rating, but the last few minutes featured a few spots I’d never seen before (and thus technically, since), so I have to give it it’s due for that and the fact that they moved like total pros out there. If only they were pro storytellers. Ricochet hit SdS with the 630 Senton for the win at 19:33. ***½
I wonder if the few big matches that this duo had in Dragon Gate are better than the ones I watched for this post, but missed the cut because they’re underseen. I’m too turned off at the prospect of watching more super spotty matches to check, though.
The Inner City Machine Guns teamed regularly until mid-2015 when Swann got signed to a WWE contract. Ricochet made his way to WWE three years later, but at this point Swann had been fired over a domestic violence issue. Ricochet is still in WWE and doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, while Swann is probably not going to be able to make it back to the big time. So this team is unlikely to reunite for a long time, if ever.