The Top 100 Tag Teams of All Time | 83: Kabuki Warriors

The number 95-ranked (by Cagematch) Kabuki Warriors come in at number 83 on this list. Kairi Sane was brought up to the main roster after or during WrestleMania 35, depending on whether or not you count the pre-show women’s battle royal as her being called up or not. Two nights later, she was introduced by Paige as Asuka’s tag team partner on Smackdown. The night after that, Sane lost to Shayna Baszler on her way out of NXT. From then until Sane left WWE a year and a half later, she and Asuka teamed as the Kabuki Warriors. We’re going chronological again, mostly because a lot of these matches happened within a few weeks of one another. 

October 7, 2019 – Bakersfield, California 

Asuka & Kairi Sane def. Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair
From Raw 1,376. The Kabuki Warriors had been the Women’s Tag Team Champions since October, but this wasn’t for the titles because it was a showcase for all of the champions (Lynch was Raw champ and Flair had just won the Smackdown belt). This was fine, I guess. Flair was feeling it, but everyone else felt like they were coasting a bit. These days I’d expect to see the opposite. I’m grateful that Lynch and Flair not getting along didn’t really factor into the match, and that the most egregious thing that happened was Asuka catching Lynch with green mist. That allowed Sane to roll Lynch up for the win at 8:00 (shown of 11:28). Flair lost the Smackdown title a few days after this. **¾ 

October 30, 2019 – Winter Park, Florida 

Asuka & Kairi Sane def. Dakota Kai & Tegan Nox {WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship}
From NXT 532. This is from my review of the show as I watched it live. I’m kind of surprised this wasn’t the main event, but then these titles haven’t been treated well at all to date. Heel Sane is creepier than heel Shirai and I still love her, though it’s a little telling that every Japanese woman who turns heel must wear black. I guess that transformation happened quite recently. Anyway, this dragged a bit. While I appreciate that they gave the top-of-the-hour slot and understand that they were trying to showcase their superior women’s division, I don’t think the match merited it’s length and going through two commercial breaks. The bulk of the match was the Kabuki Warriors toying with Kai, and while they effectively made it clear that their arrogance was the story, it wasn’t a very exciting story. It just went on for way too long without any hope spots. Once Nox finally tagged in, things picked up in a big way. Imagine how good this match could have been had the heel control portion been more dynamic. The champs won when Asuka misted Kai, hit a roundhouse kick, and then tagged in Sane who hit the Insane Elbow (and hid Kai’s misted face) at 17:18 (shown, over twenty minutes for the live crowd). *** 

December 1, 2019 – Duluth, Georgia 

Asuka & Kairi Sane def. Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross, Bayley & Sasha Banks, and Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair {WWE Women’s Championship Four Way Match}
From WWE Starrcade. I didn’t know that any WWE Starrcade was available to watch, but two of the three of them are on Peacock. Shows how much I was paying attention to the main roster around that time. Major house show vibes on this one, which makes sense because this show on Peacock is just the first hour of a house show. Things stayed very calm until the last two minutes. And in those last two minutes, everyone got in one highspot and then rolled to the floor. So it was impossible to track who was legal and the crowd never cared about any of it. But it was all technically fine. Asuka trapped Cross, the only person in the ring that wasn’t a champion or otherwise over with WWE brass, with the Asuka Lock for the win at 13:30. Just really predictable and medium stuff here. **¾ 

December 2, 2012 – Nashville, Tennessee 

Asuka & Kairi Sane def. Charlotte Flair {Handicap Match}
From Raw 1,384. I don’t think I’d normally put a handicap match on one of these top fives, but this match is very well regarded, and it gets me out of watching a reportedly mediocre Kabuki Warriors vs. Cross & Bliss match. It’s appropriate that Flair was able to put on a good, logical handicap match against these two; her father was part of two great handicap matches in WWE (one of which I’ll talk about more later in this series). The crowd was into this from the beginning, and everyone turned things up a notch from the usual blasé 2019 Raw performance. Flair believably held her own while being frustrated at having two opponents, while never tiptoeing into unbeatable monster territory and making the tag champs look bad. In the end, it was not being prepared for two opponents that cost her, and she was myopically focused on making Asuka tap to the Figure 8 Leglock and fell victim to Sane’s Insane Elbow at 12:57 (shown of 15:54). The Warriors retained the titles in the eventual PPV match against Lynch & Flair, but it was a messy ladder match and Sane got hurt at it, so it didn’t make the list. ***¼ 

July 13, 2020 – Orlando, Florida 

Bayley & Sasha Banks def. Asuka & Kairi Sane {WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Match}
From Raw 1,416. The Kabuki Warriors had lost the tag titles to Bliss & Cross at WrestleMania in late March, and Bliss & Cross lost them to Bayley & Banks after a three-day reign on the following Smackdown. Those three days may have actually been just a few hours, as this was the very beginning of the pandemic and no one knew when matches were being filmed. There are a few wrestlers behind the plastic barricades, and the production team is piping in some fake noise, but it’s still the empty arena era. Nothing like the fake noise they’d use for the ThunderDome, though. I know that they had to wrestle during the commercial breaks even when there was no crowd because things like this would happen otherwise, but I still find it so weird that they didn’t put the full versions of these matches on Peacock.  The drama wasn’t so much about whether or not the Warriors would win back the tag titles, because everyone knew they wouldn’t. This was really just hyping the Asuka vs. Banks match at the upcoming PPV because people wanted to know if Banks would join Bayley as a double champ. She did not. I liked this a lot, and am very thankful for the fake cheers. Everyone laid in their offense aggressively and the action was always compelling. In the middle of the match, the champs catapulted Sane into the barricade in gnarly fashion, and things more or less stayed at that level of intensity for the rest of the match. In the end, Banks countered a Sliding D to the Bank Statement for the win at 14:35 (shown of 18:20) ***½ 

I did not expect that any of the empty arena WWE era would make its way to this series, but that goes to show that the Kabuki Warriors probably don’t belong on this list and are on here because of fondness for Sane and Asuka’s singles work. Sane wanted to return to Japan, and so a few weeks later she was written off of television. She took a year and a half off of wrestling, most of which was probably spent under WWE contract, and then debuted for Stardom in March of 2022. Asuka is still kicking around in WWE, and recently had a big match at WrestleMania 39.