A Cinnabon Excursion: Part 1

People seem to be digging Konosuke Takeshita’s North American output, so I’m going to take a look at this whirlwind tour of the West that he’s up to. This review only includes his 2022 excursion, not the false starts that preceded it.

April 25, 2022 – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Konosuke Takeshita def. Brandon Cutler
AEW Dark: Elevation 60. It’s weird to me that Takeshita has to work his way up from the very bottom in AEW given that he’s a top guy in DDT. Minoru Suzuki got TV main events right off the bat. Suzuki is a lot more well known you say. I agree, but then the commentators shouldn’t pretend that everyone in the AEW audience sitting on their hands for Takeshita’s entrance know who he is. Especially when Mark Henry lists All Japan and New Japan during said entrance and doesn’t know to mention DDT at all. Excalibur bails him out. To be fair, Henry is generally more fun on commentary than Excalibur, sounding more enthusiastic about what he’s watching, even if he doesn’t really know the players. Cutler is insufferable, and watching him kick out of Takeshita’s signature moves was a bummer. At least Takeshita was able to no-sell Cutler’s chops? I dunno, Cutler kicking out of the Blue Thunder Bomb and the brainbuster was awful. Takeshita got cold mist to the face but hit a jumping knee for the win at 4:57 anyway. This was a disaster to me. If they think they have anything worth anything going with Cutler, they’re wrong. He jobbed here, but not even a fraction hard enough. ¼*

May 1, 2022 – Los Angeles, California 

Konosuke Takeshita def. Aramis
From PWG Delivering the Goods. I was thinking they were going to let Takeshita roll through Aramis here for a glorified squash, but it turned into a fun, competitive match with more lucha flare than I was expecting. I thought I knew Aramis from Lucha Underground, but I was thinking of Argenis. I’m embarrassed to admit that, and wondering why I left this in when I had total control over whether or not anyone knew this. Anyway, he was impressive, and apparently he’s very, very young. So good on him for keeping up with Takeshita here. Takeshita blocked a roll through and hit an Ocean Cyclone Suplex for the win at 10:02. I wonder if I’d have been even more impressed with this match had I watched it when it happened early on in Takeshita’s American tour, and not six months after the fact. ***¼

May 2, 2022 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 

Konosuke Takeshita def. Rhett Titus
From AEW Dark: Elevation 61. Week two of this excursion and Takeshita still isn’t even seen as important enough to be in the YouTube thumbnail for the episode. Titus didn’t get an entrance. How is he lower on the totem pole than Cutler? By not being under contract. Fine, but it’s still wrong. No Excalibur on commentary this week, so no one mentions Titus’s ROH history. This was a bit more squishy because they didn’t have to waste time with unfunny comedy spots like they did the week before, but it was a lot more entertaining because for the brief moment that Titus was on offense, the match didn’t make both guys look incompetent. Takeshita got a head of steam going and then hit the jumping knee for the win at 4:40. **¼ 

May 6, 2022 – Baltimore, Maryland 

Jay Lethal def. Konosuke Takeshita
From AEW Rampage 40. Good to see the transition from YouTube to TV happened quickly for Takeshita this time around. Lethal was on fire here. I’ve never been the biggest fan of his, always sort of begrudgingly admitting he’s talented. But he was feeling it in this one. Takeshita was having fun too, and they made a bit of magic in this match. The highlight was a lariat from Takeshita while both guys were standing on the top turnbuckle. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before. There was also a great counter from the Figure 4 Leglock to a brainbuster. These two have great chemistry. Takeshita was giving Lethal trouble every time Lethal went for the Lethal Injection, but the third time was the charm and Lethal hit it for the win at 9:38. There was a commercial break during this match, but the bright side of waiting over two months to watch an AEW TV match is that you have to find an international version streaming somewhere online that keeps the commercial segment intact. ***½

May 18, 2022 – Houston, Texas 

Adam Page def. Konosuke Takeshita
From AEW Dynamite 137. The big sell here was that CM Punk was on commentary, hyping his upcoming PPV title match against Page. As such, this was non-title. I couldn’t hear anything Punk had to say because, as this match is more than two-months old, I had to watch the Spanish language commentary track. I kind of hated this. If you were to watch this with an uncritical eye, you might say it was just a rather dominant showing for Page with a decent comeback from Takeshita plugged in. But if you pay even the slightest bit of attention you’ll notice that every single big move in this match is no-sold. The awesome lariat off the top? Page screws up landing on his feet after getting hit with it, but acts as if it never happened anyway. Both guys drop each other on top of their heads, both guys no-sell it. Yeah, they collapse after simultaneous lariats after that, but the Germans landed them on top of their heads. The worst offender was Takeshita, after getting hit with the Buckshot Lariat, immediately gets to his feet. And why? Because the angle dictated that Page needed to quickly hit him with the Go2Sleep to finish the match at 12:14. So Page allows his own finisher to look bad so that he can show that he knows how to hit Punk’s? That’s dumb as hell and I hate it. This is the Transformers movie of wrestling matches. If you don’t shut your brain all the way off, it doesn’t work. **½ 

May 20, 2022 – Raleigh, North Carolina

Konosuke Takeshita def. Adam Brooks
From DEADLOCK Pro-Wrestling Fire 9. One EVOLVE match aside, this is Takeshita’s American indie debut. DPW is pretty new, so I think you could call this booking a coup. I wonder why he worked this show. It’s not particularly close to Houston, where he was working a TV match just a few days later (or earlier, in broadcast kayfabe). Brooks is an Australian Buddy Murphy disciple. Not satisfied to let the top rope lariat be the highlight of his May run, Takeshita hit a pop-up German superplex early in this match. Just wild. This was a bit squishy, as Takeshita controlled almost the entire match. But Brooks got in a very good comeback at one point. After strikes were getting him nowhere, Brooks took Takeshita to the floor in spectacular fashion and hit a swinging DDT there. He hit another in the ring for a near fall. From there, Takeshita took over again and it was all Brooks could do to hang on. A crossbody was blocked by Takeshita’s jumping knee. Another jumping knee and the Zahi gave Takeshita the win at 8:40. This was a very entertaining sprint. ***¼

May 30, 2022 – Paradise, Nevada

Konosuke Takeshita def. Ryan Nemeth
From AEW Dark: Elevation 65. Takeshita makes the cut for the YouTube thumbnail, but it’s a weird episode of Elevation with only two matches on it. But the commentators are talking about him as a guy who has made his name in AEW, so that’s good. On commentary, Paul Wight makes a big deal about Takeshita having had over 800 matches and only being 26 years old, and then Henry accidentally undercuts it by saying he has that many matches in his first two years. It’s pretty clear he misspoke, but for the sake of being a data nerd, Henry had fewer than 100 matches in his first two years, and reached his 800th match 12 years into his career. This was a rather straight forward squash, with a bit of Nemeth showboating thrown in. Rather than have Nemeth kick out of Takeshita’s big moves, Takeshita just didn’t go for the pin after hitting most of them. I like that. Peter Avalon tried to get involved, but that backfired and Takeshita hit the jumping knee for the win at 5:31. **

After CM Punk got injured, AEW ran a complicated “tournament” to crown an interim champion. Part of that was a Casino Battle Royal on June 8, which Takeshita took part in. But he didn’t do much in the match and got eliminated by Team Taz in a rather unceremonious way, so I’m not going to review the full 26-minute match just for that. 

June 10, 2022 – San Francisco, California 

Konosuke Takeshita def. Mike Bailey
From West Coast Pro 93 Til Infinity. This was the most pure fun I’ve had watching a wrestling match in some time. The most important thing that his match had going for it was the way both wrestlers were faking being prone to attack in moments when I was thinking that they looked like they were telegraphing being in prone positions. I love that, because it makes both guys look like they have incredible ring savvy while at the same time using what is typically a detraction (wrestlers telegraphing the next move or staying in a prone position longer than is believable) as a boon for the match. Terrific. Specifically, Takeshita three times doubling over in the corner so that Bailey would go for the Ultima Weapon, only for Takeshita to move and hit his own offense was spectacular. Bailey got in a few similar hits too. On top of that, this match made Takeshita look like an absolute beast. Bailey worked the knee throughout the match, culminating in blocking a German suplex by kicking back at both of Takeshita’s legs. But Takeshita then hit a German suplex while on his knees! All of Bailey’s (really well executed) acrobatics weren’t enough to save him from a bridging German suplex, giving Takeshita the win at 17:50. I half expected this to be another example of an overblown Bailey performance a la his C4 Championship match against Kevin Blackwood that happened two weeks after this. It was not at all. This is a top 10 match of 2022 for me so far. ****½ 

June 14, 2022 – Ontario, California 

Konosuke Takeshita def. Nick Comoroto
From AEW Dark 148. Takeshita is back to not being in the thumbnail. What gives? Does AEW not think he’s a draw? Anyway, after the first couple of minutes in a Comoroto rest hold, this became a very entertaining battle of strength. Comoroto mostly won that battle, but it showed a lot that Takeshita more than held his own. It also showed a lot that Takeshita was able to hit the jumping knee without any running start and pick up the win with it at 6:42. I dug this more than I expected to. **¾

June 18, 2022 – Pomona, California 

Konosuke Takeshita def. Lee Moriarty
From Prestige Wrestling The New Reality. Both guys were making their debut for the company here. The commentators bring up Takeshita’s love of Cinnabon here for the first time that I’ve noticed during the tour, though I wouldn’t be surprised if it got some play during the yet-to-be-watched-by-me PWG match against Aramis. This match was nutty. There were so many fluid counters that looked 100% organic, not at all forced, and gorgeous in this thing. Takeshita’s selling was terrific, and my only complaint about this is that it stopped being a part of the story toward the end of the match. Moriarty’s attempts to win with the Border City Stretch worked incredibly well in building drama and getting the crowd to lose their minds. Ultimately, Takeshita hit an absurd inverted package piledriver after Moriarty blocked a German suplex, and then finished Moriarty off with the jumping knee and the Zahi at 17:55. ****

Takeshita took a two-week break here, so I’ll use that as an excuse to end part one here and come back when he returned to action in July.