Based on the volume of title changes in July, you’d think August would be lighter. But SummerSlam tends to have folks peekish for new champions.
August 1, 2021 – Kobe, Hyogo
YAMATO def. Shun Skywalker {Open the Dream Gate Championship Match}
From the 18th Dragon Gate Pro Wrestling Festival. Skywalker is in Masquerade and YAMATO is in High-End. Like a lot of promotions, Dragon Gate stretched their premier event out to two nights this year, and this was the semi main event of night two. Skywalker had defended the title against Kzy the night before.
This show was headlined by Masato Yoshino’s retirement match.
Masaaki Mochizuki is on commentary, which brings up the fact that it’s crazy he and Don Fujii are still wrestling into their fifties while Yoshino bowed out on this night. I loved this match. Skywalker had to wrestle from behind the night before, panicking that he’d lose his title to Kzy. Here, he wrestled with the confidence of a dominant champion. He hit YAMATO with bombs on the ramp and the apron early, giving him control for most of the match. He kicked out of a Galleria at one and then hit YAMATO with his own finisher. But as his confidence grew, so did his ego. His first mistake was gloating too long after popping up for strong style posturing. YAMATO took advantage of that. Then, he tried trading lariats with YAMATO, and his strength deficit bit him in the ass. That was all it took for the crafty veteran to take control. One Galleria and Ragnarök later and YAMATO was champion at 18:07. ****¼
August 1, 2021 – Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
Wll Kroos def. Dara Diablo {TCW Championship Match}
From TCW Act Your Rage. TCW had vacated all of their titles during the pandemic, and this was their first show back. Diablo had to fight in a contender’s match earlier in the evening to get in the ring with Kroos, who didn’t have to do that. While their pub venue had its charms, I much prefer this more traditional looking indie venue. The first five minutes of the match were filled with goofy brawling on the floor, while the rest was a solid heavyweight sprint. Kroos picked up the win with a backpack cannonball senton and the Island Driver at 10:19. **¾
August 7, 2021 – Osaka, Osaka
Akira Jo def. Hiroaki Taniguchi {VKF King Of Wrestle Naniwa Championship Match}
From VKF 14th Anniversary Wrestle Naniwa. Though they’ve been in business for over a decade, VKF only recently started streaming their shows to YouTube. The most recent title change happened on one such show, so I guess I’ll start there. I first became aware of this scumbag indie over a decade ago because Dragon Gate wrestlers would sometimes appear there, though that was before they established their title. Just last year a bunch of DG guys came over for a COVID relief show. There are a few VKF DVDs available on Smart Mark Video, but they’re from shows that occurred just before the championship was established. How’s that for a kick in the nuts? The thing I like best about this company is that they use WWE trademarked logos and names all over their promotional materials for no reason other than that they can get away with it. This show ripped off the WrestleMania 35 logo. The previous show had the old WCW War Games logo on it despite not having a War Games match, and their upcoming show has the Halloween Havoc logo. Actually, almost all of their shows are just old WCW PPV names, with the odd Summer Slam or Armageddon thrown in. As for this match, I got very little out of it. The crowd, which is still not allowed to do more than clap, seemed to be favoring Taniguchi quite heavily and didn’t react to Jo getting the win. He hit a spinebuster to do that at 14:31. There wasn’t much to this, mostly punching and kicking, though my lack of warmth toward it was probably also due to the static hard cam angle and the reserved crowd. You have to wonder if these restrictions on crowd cheering are making a difference, as Japan’s increase in COVID cases doesn’t seem much better than that of any other country. **¼
August 13, 2021 – Tokyo, Japan
Kengo def. HUB {Tenryu Project International Junior Heavyweight Championship Match}
From Tenryu Project Survive the Revolution, Vol. 8. I really want a HUB mask for my collection. Look how cool these are! All sold out. Also, look at this dope Ikuto Hidaka mask. Damn, I love masks. This took longer to grab my attention than their match from June. I did like that it was less of a runaway match for HUB, which makes sense since Kengo won the thing, but it could have lost 5-10 minutes and been a lot more interesting. Kengo hit a diving double stomp and a pair of brainbusters for the win at 23:01. **¾
August 13, 2021 – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Christian Cage def. Kenny Omega {Impact World Championship Match}
From AEW Rampage 1. Omega has the Impact, TNA, AEW, and AAA championship belts with him. I predict that he will also lose the AAA title the night after this and I will leave this statement here whether that happens or not. A note about the four-person commentary team for AEW Rampage: Chris Jericho and Mark Henry wrestled each other six times in short matches on WWE TV, Jericho and Taz had four short WWE TV matches as well as two short matches on ECW shows, and Henry and Taz never wrestled. And of course, none of them ever had a match against Excalibur. I had a feeling this match wasn’t going to pick up, and watching it live it probably felt like it’d be a breezy win for Omega. But after the commercial break (the version I watched was uninterrupted) they started ramping up the action in a much more main event style kind of way. I appreciate that. Don Callis and the Young Bucks tried to interfere, but that backfired when Christian used the chair they gave to Omega to amplify his Killswitch for the win at 15:28. ***½
August 14, 2021 – Hartselle, Alabama
Adam Priest def. Derek Neal {New South Championship Match}
From the New South 6th Anniversary Show. I’m reviewing this before going back and reviewing the rest of the lineage so I’ll say it here, holy crap that title belt is too big. It’s too big! I saw a photo of Tyler Matrix wearing it and I thought it was photoshopped. It looks like a joke! Okay, the match. In a second, because look at this! It’s not the Tyler Matrix photo but it illustrates my point just as well. This show is in Alabama, so at a cursory glance there is one person in a crowd of a couple hundred wearing a mask. If you’re one of those masked people, and given Alabama’s abysmal vaccine rate, how do you sit in that crowd and tune out COVID fears enough to enjoy the show? I’m so glad I live in the northeast. Okay, the match for real. I’m going to be a bit generous in my rating because despite one really stupid moment, the things I didn’t like about this match had nothing to do with Priest or Neal’s performances. What bothered me most was the way that Steven Michaels & Tony Evans interfered. Not that they interfered, but that they did it in such a sauntering, lazy-looking way. The crowd LOVED seeing Michaels turn on Priest and Evans, so points for that, but damn if I didn’t almost tune out the moment entirely because they barely seemed interested in being out there. The moment between Neal and Priest that I didn’t like was Neal pulling a knife on Priest. How is that going to pay off? I imagine in the past (because the commentators suggested this wasn’t the first time this had happened) it was used like Abdullah the Butcher’s fork or today’s garbage wrestlers’ pizza cutter. But that’s dumb and it’s a dumb weapon that doesn’t work in a wrestling match. Priest quickly tossed it aside and whipped Neal with a strap. The rest of the match had a nice, territory-era blood feud vibe to it, which I dug. Priest hit Neal with a steel-plate loaded forearm at 14:20 for the win. ***
August 15, 2021 – Kawasaki, Kanagawa
Takashi Sugiura def. Masato Tanaka {ZERO1 World Heavyweight Championship vs. GHC National Championship Match}
From NOAH Kawasaki Go. Tanaka has opened the Prohibited Portal and Sugiura marched right through! Jokes aside, it is cool to see the AWA title belt headlining a NOAH show. I’m not advocating for guys like Edge, Christian, Chris Jericho, or anyone else circling 50 to get long matches in main events, but I loved watching these two old farts knock each other around for 40 minutes. All the pentagenarians stinking up the place in North America wish they looked like Sugiura. This match was interesting because both guys have a similar no-selling no matter what they’re hit with vibe, but someone had to go down. In this case, Tanaka was just a bit more susceptible throughout the entire match. Sugiura was hip to a lot of his plans before he could execute on them, and even when Tanaka got the advantage he was usually too wiped to capitalize on it. Sugiura put him away with an avalanche Olympic Yosen Slam at 38:37. ****¼
August 18, 2021 – Tokyo, Japan
Maya Yukihi & Yumi Ohka def. Mayumi Ozaki & Saori Anou {Oz Academy Openweight Championship Tag Team Elimination Match}
From Oz Academy Plum No Hanasaku OZ No Kuni: Mayumi Ozaki Debut 35th Anniversary. American eyes have not been graced with Yukihi’s title win over Kaori Yoneyama, which happened exactly one month before this. For a reason that doesn’t seem to have been reported anywhere in English, Yukihi vacated the title immediately after winning it and this match stems from that. As mentioned, this is Ozaki’s anniversary and this match consists of wrestlers in Ozaki-gun, who won an eight-man tag match earlier in the night. I don’t know if that earlier match determined who would be in this match. I loved what I saw of Yukihi in Ice Ribbon so I’m pretty mad the Yoneyama match never found its way to my TV. On the other hand, a recap shows she won with a roll up after blowing powder in Yoneyama’s face, so maybe it was a typical Oz Academy schmoz situation. This started as a tag match pitting Yukihi & Ohka vs. Ozaki & Anou. Anou got wrecked for that portion, eventually falling to a big boot from Okha. Ozaki fought against the other two in a handicap match next. Presumably, had Ozaki lost then Ohka and Yukihi would have fought each other. But Ozaki’s male cronies interfered on her behalf and helped her eliminate Okha when they all hit Shining Wizards. Ohka stayed loyal to Yukihi and Anou switched sides, both attacking Ozaki when the interference didn’t stop in the final stretch. Yukihi used a chair to shield herself from Ozaki’s red mist. That’s so goddamn dope. The rest of the match was not dope, though. After the initial tag portion, things slowed down so much to accommodate all of Ozaki’s typical gaga. The final two minutes where Yukihi and Ozaki beat the piss out of each other almost tricked me into thinking this was okay, but the truth is it was thirty minutes of Ozaki’s silliness. Yukihi got the win with a tiger driver at 32:59. **½
August 21, 2021 – Kawasaki, Kanagawa
Konosuke Takeshita def. Jun Akiyama {KO-D Openweight Championship Match}
From DDT Peter Pan. This show is in Kawasaki Stadium, which usually hosts soccer and is at one-thirtieth capacity here. Well, that’s not technically true because even for soccer they’re only allowing a couple thousand fans at a time, so DDT could almost say this is a capacity crowd. It’s kind of funny to see fans masked in an outdoor venue, but then Japan is a COVID nightmare so whatever, do what you gotta do. I love that Kenta Kobashi presents the title belt for big matches in DDT, it makes them feel epic. Akiyama had two singles wins by submission over Takeshita in the past, but Takeshita was coming off of a King of DDT tournament win and a stint in AEW where he teamed with Kenny Omega on Dark. This match was alright, but only half clicked for me. I like that Akiyama dominated for much of the match, and I like that Takeshita won by submission. But truly Takeshita’s final comeback didn’t feel like enough to put the champion away. After getting his ass kicked the whole time, he hit a few knee strikes, cross-armed suplex, and put on a weird crossface chicken wing for the win at 24:43. I did not love it. ***¼
August 21, 2021 – Paradise, Nevada
Becky Lynch def. Bianca Belair {Smackdown Women’s Championship Match}
From WWE SummerSlam. Internet anti-vaxxer Banks is absent for MYSTERIOUS REASONS, so Carmella came out to take her place. What the hell is Carmella’s entrance music? Totally doesn’t fit. Belair is pissed and cuts a promo on Banks while looking passed Carmella. And then, Becky Lynch strolls out after 17 months away. She beats up Carmella and takes her place. But she barely attacked Carmella at all so why wouldn’t Carmella just get back in the ring? And why doesn’t everyone just do this in order to skip the line and get title shots? This is trash booking. To be clear, it’s good that Banks is back, but there’s no way to square this as a good idea. Because then she squashes Belair and wins the title in 26 seconds with the Manhandle Slam. But Goldberg wrestled for more than five minutes on this show. WWE is bad, straight up. If you had told me in 2019 that I’d be this soured on basically everything WWE is doing just two years later, I can’t say I’d be surprised given their track record but I’d be skeptical. N/A
Charlotte Flair def. Nikki ASH and Rhea Ripley {Raw Women’s Championship Triple Threat Match}
A couple matches later, this happened. I’m not at all invested in ASH as a character, and I like Flair, but who does this result help? What have we learned about anyone involved that’s more interesting than where they were before Money in the Bank? What I find most annoying about the result is that the match was actually good! There were a lot of interesting stories being told, including Ripley’s complete inability to hit the Riptide on ASH, and ASH being a much bigger factor than Ripley or Flair expected. But for Flair to win cleanly and somewhat easily (at 13:05) with the Figure 8 when Ripley was clearly on the floor, alert, aware, and rather nearby, is lame. ***½
August 22, 2021 – St. Louis, Missouri
Mike Outlaw def. Jake Something {Crown of Glory Championship Dog Collar Match}
From GPW Down with the King. Outlaw had previously defeated Something by disqualification, so now this. There was an awesome moment in this match in which Something’s nose got busted open after getting it with a chair and Outlaw thought that opened an opportunity for him to get fancy on the top rope. But all it really did was make Something furious, so he yanked Outlaw down with the chain and hit a Michinoku Driver. I love when emotion dictates what happens. A lot of this match had that wonderful old school brawl vibe that you see in classic hardcore feud enders, like Greg Valentine vs. Roddy Piper and Magnum TA vs. Tully Blanchard. They generally didn’t get fancy, opting instead to beat each other up with chairs and the chain and their arms and fists. Stallion Rogers, formerly known as Curt Stallion, interfered and turned heel on Outlaw in a bit that I felt was executed rather poorly. I’m sure it was there to set up Rogers as Outlaw’s first title feud, but it landed on the porch of this match like a bag of flaming dog poo. Had Rogers come out after the match for the angle, this would have gotten higher marks. Still, it was a lot of fun and even though it was long it never felt that way. Outlaw blocked a powerbomb with a chain shot and picked up the win with a diving elbowdrop at 24:24. ***¾
August 22, 2021 – Orlando, Florida
Ilja Dragunov def. WALTER {NXT UK Championship Match}
From NXT Takeover 36. God damn did this deliver. They worked a less horrifying style than they did last October, spending the first five minutes trading gnarly holds on the mat before any bombs were thrown. Then, they threw bombs. But not as many as they did when they were fighting in front of no crowd. I appreciate that. Here, they had fans cheering on everything they did, so there wasn’t a need to lay it in as stiff. That’s not to say they strayed from that completely, as Dragunov still left the ring covered in blisters. But they were able to incorporate Dragunov’s triggered rage storyline and believably have him break down and tap out WALTER. There are few pairs of guys who have
delivered as consistently at the high level these two have against each other
. Dragunov locked WALTER in a sleeper hold and viciously wore him down until WALTER tapped at 22:04. Dragunov standing with his foot over WALTER in celebration was a perfect way to end the big man’s reign. Apropos of everything, WALTER was in the best physical shape I’ve ever seen him in here. *****
Samoa Joe def. Karrion Kross {NXT Championship Match}
Scarlett is missing, which I guess serves her right since she killed NXT. This is Joe’s first match in a year and a half, and his first NXT match in four and a half years. As much of a bummer it is to see Kross move through Takeover main events as if he’s got a gurney strapped to his back, it was that much fun to watch Joe bring maximum effort to send the fans home happy. This had zero chance of measuring up to what came before it, but it had Joe leaping five feet in the air to kick Kross on the top rope. Thank god for this old man. He hit the Muscle Buster for the win and the title at 12:26. ***
August 29, 2021 – Indianapolis, Indiana
Aaron Williams def. Tyler Matrix {IWA Mid-South World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From IWA Mid-South Put Up or Shut Up. Given how basic most of this was, it should have been half its length at most. The centerpiece of the story was whether or not Williams’s shirt and tie would come off. That was like half of the match. Once he was bare chested they barely picked up the pace. The last couple of minutes were kicked into high gear out of nowhere, and Williams won very suddenly with a roundhouse kick and a Buzzsaw Kick at 21:24. **½
August 29, 2021 – St. Louis, Missouri
Trevor Murdoch def. Nick Aldis {NWA Worlds Heavyweight Championship Match}
From NWA 73rd Anniversary Show. I have to start out by talking about the commentary. I’ve heard offensive commentary, and I’ve heard bumbling commentary, and I’ve heard commentary from people who don’t understand wrestling. What we got here was worse. Velvet Sky and Tim Storm kept talking over Joe Galli, creating a cacophony of sound that stabbed at my eardrums. Sky wanted to be both a color and a play-by-play commentator. They should have just let her be out there by herself or done a two-person booth with Storm and Galli. Both options would have been bad but I’d opt for the one without Sky trying to dominate worse than Mauro Ranallo.
As for the match, it was what I expected from these two in this company. They brawled on the floor forever before the match started, which gave us Sky and Storm saying no less than ten times each that the match hadn’t officially started. This is a PPV, people aren’t tuning in halfway through a match. You don’t need to remind us more than once that the match can’t end before it begins. The first half of the match proper was just a bunch of callbacks to moves that superior wrestlers did better in the ‘80s. Halfway through they did a table spot and then started breaking out their own move sets. That transition was the only thing about this match that caught my attention in a positive way. Near the end, Aldis started selling exhaustion despite controlling almost the entire match up until that point. And it’s not like they’d been out there very long. So that didn’t make sense. Murdoch hit him with a piledriver and a diving bulldog for the win at 16:25. I personally think Murdoch being the guy to end Aldis’s 1,000+ day reign is a limp balloon, but the crowd went nuts for it so maybe the storyline leading up was compelling. This match definitely was not compelling. **1/2
WALTER vs. Dragunov is the easy winner here, and my match of the year so far. YAMATO, Skywalker, Tanaka, and Sugiura all put on incredible matches too. Thank you, August.