November 5, 2020 – Newham, London
The show starts with a great recap of last week’s main event. This week must feel like the MCU trying to follow Endgame. Rather, it would if more people watched this show regularly.
Joe Coffey, Mark Coffey & Wolfgang def. Sam Gradwell, Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley
I just got done watching a lot of Coffey matches in ICW, and I’m so thankful that his NXT UK trunks show less of his business than his indie trunks did. This is the result of that schizophrenic backstage segment from last week. Pretty Deadly did some nice cheating here. Gradwell doesn’t get along with them in the end, giving Gallus the win. It wasn’t the most exciting match, but I was engaged right up until it got predictable. Gradwell fell to AwRaBestFurThaBells at 9:46. **¾
Sid Scala introduces Rampage Brown to the folks in the UK Performance Center. Hey, that’s coach Johnny Moss! Brown watches Jack Starz work out and is greeted by Dave Mastiff. Brown debuts next week, and Matiff takes on Trent Seven in a Heritage Cup semifinal match.
Jinny def. Aleah James
This was a total squash, though James looked pretty solid for someone in her position. Given that Aiofe Valkyrie has been a disappointment and Dani Luna has been given nothing to do, I’m surprised someone making their debut (even in a loss) didn’t look awful. Jinny hit a Koppo Kick for the win at 3:47. After the match, Jinny rips on Piper Niven so Niven storms out for a fight. Kay Lee Ray laughs at them both and pits them against each other to see who deserves a shot at the title. Niven shows that she’s no wuss by hitting Jinny with a chair and slamming James for the hell of it. I’m relieved they’re building to a rematch for Niven rather than a title shot for Jinny. I had no interesting in Jinny vs. KLR, and if Niven wins the title she has a built in issue with Jinny. The rematch is in two weeks in a Falls Count Anywhere match. N/A
Eddie Dennis celebrates his symbiotic relationship with the beasts in the Hunt. So was the alliance with Pretty Deadly a fake out? Anyway, I like the dynamic here, as the Hunt screams and grunts until Dennis calmly, in his teacherly way, shushes them.
A-Kid def. Noam Dark {Heritage Cup Rules Semifinal Match}
I have a feeling this will be a little more interesting than their fun little sprint from March. A-Kid works a headlock for most of the first round. That is until Dar kicks him off the top rope at the end of it. They fight over a backslide, then A-Kid catches Dar in a crossface but the second round ends before Dar can tap. The third fall is awesome. Dar stalls a bit to catch his breath at the start, and then they go into fast and tight chain wrestling. Kid flusters Dar with a kick, but Dar regains control with a Flatliner and puts on an armbar and A-Kid quickly quits at 2:04 of the third round so he can keep the match moving. Dar kept the hold on a bit longer to negate A-Kid’s quick quitting. Dar takes out A-Kid’s leg, but A-Kid catches him with a quick roll up at 1:26 of the fourth round. The fifth round is very aggressive, and Dar almost loses the match by count out. The sixth round starts with some insane mat work and ends with A-Kid putting Dar in a similar hold to the one he got caught in for the win at 2:02 of the round.
Nigel McGuinness said that had the match gone to a draw, a sudden death seventh round would occur. He said that British Rounds matches end in ties, but they were going to use the German Rounds rules because there must be a winner. I wish they hadn’t said that, because Ted Lasso taught me that soccer matches end in ties. I feel all things in England should end in ties now. And really, a draw should mean that the winner of the other semifinal wins the tournament, especially since the match was booked to go only six rounds anyway. In any event, the first two rounds were nothing much, but from the third one on this was glorious. It was probably the best use of these rules so far. I really hope we get Seven in the finals against A-Kid. ***¾