NXT 582

September 16, 2020 – Winter Park, Florida

Io Shirai def. Shotzi Blackheart
Vic Joseph was forced to do his go-to-commercial voice at the wrong time, I assume because of a miscue. That’s just awkward as hell once you know what you’re listening for. This worked out just as it should have. Blackheart put up a good fight against the champion (in a non-title match because she hadn’t earned a title shot), but got too ambitious and paid for it in a scary way. Blackheart tried to hit a Code Red on the apron, but Shirai blocked and hit a German suplex there instead. One moonsault later and Shirai got the win at 10:45 (shown of 14:20). The match started a little loose but they got it together and picked it up bigtime in the second half. Shirai showed Blackheart respect after the match. I like pro wrestling. ***½ 

Next week, there will be a number one contender battle royal for a shot at Shirai’s title. I do not find that a particularly interesting way to determine a contender. 

Tommaso Ciampa def. Desmond Troy
Troy sure looks like Denzel Dejournette. Ciampa’s beard is braided now… because he’s a heel? This was a squash, and while Troy usually shines even when getting rolled, he did some cheesy stuff here. We don’t need to see people pantomiming fear if they’re not good at it. Ciampa won at 1:53 with Willow’s Bell. After the match, Jake Atlas calls out Ciampa for a match next week so he can get some revenge. N/A

Drake Maverick arrived at the building and said that he thinks Killian Dain will be on the same page as him against the Undisputed Era. Though, Dain hasn’t been easy to reach and he clearly likes punching Maverick in the face. I guess we shall see. Later, Finn Balor says he wants people to form a queue and start fighting each other for the right to face him for the title. 

Kushida def. Austin Theory
Theory put out an open challenge so he could prove that his loss to Bronson Reed was a fluke, but Kushida charged out with something to prove to Velveteen Dream. This was little more than a squash. Theory’s selling was good, but I guess it would have to be because the whole match was Kushida wrecking his arm. He put on the Hoverboard Lock at 3:21 for the win. **

The Garganos haven’t bought a new TV, or cleaned up apparently because there’s still spaghetti downstairs and they’re watching a lame TV in the guest room. Candice LeRae is going to win the battle royal next week and Johnny is going to win gold… somehow. Then they can party with their new big flat screen.

Tyler Breeze & Fandango def. Fabian Aichner & Marcel Barthel {NXT Tag Team Championship Match}
Interestingly, Breeze didn’t get into the match until ten minutes in. Fandango did a solid job while in trouble, and I like that they went with the long dramatic stretch. This was definitely better than Breezango’s title win, and has me feeling like I could go for a third match between the two teams. I think they’ll move Breezango on to something new, which is fine, but these guys are getting better against one another. Fandango helped Breeze block the European Bomb and pin Aichner with a Victory Roll at 11:12 (shown of 14:33). ***¼ 

Kaci Catanzaro & Kayden Carter def. Jessi Kamea & Xia Li
Isn’t Li a babyface? I guess they just needed two bodies so that C&C could beat someone finally. It’s nice for them to pay lip service to female teams trying to earn a shot at those titles. VIsually, Carter and Blackheart have a lot more in common than Carter & Catanzaro, but it’s hard for me to argue against pushing C&C since they’ve teamed quite a bit already. Also, Blackheart has more potential as a single than anyone in this match. Carter has a great intensity and stood out from the pack here. C&C won with a superkick → fallaway slam → roll up at 3:55. Kamea, it turns out, is a babyface who plays nice with the winners after the match, while Li is a sore sport who walks out on everyone. **¼ 

Dain tells Maverick that he doesn’t have Maverick’s back and that Maverick will be going it alone. Maverick basically ignores that, confident that Dain will be in his corner. Later, Tegan Nox rips on LeRae’s relationship with Gargano and promises to win the battle royal next week. If it were me, I’d have Ripley win and let these two fight each other at Takeover. Could happen.

Drake Maverick & Killian Dain def. Roderick Strong & Bobby Fish
So many tag matches tonight. Maverick starts the match alone. Dain watches Maverick getting his ass kicked from a monitor backstage and laughs. After a while and a commercial break, NXT GM William Regal tells Dain to do his job. Dain doesn’t seem all that interested in helping, but Strong makes the mistake of calling Dain fat. Dain starts cleaning house, but Fish gets disqualified at 6:09 (shown of 9:41) for hitting him with a chair. Then Dain beats up Strong & Fish anyway. Then he punches Maverick again after the match. This was kind of cute I guess. I don’t mind them stretching this out a bit. **

Ciampa attacks Atlas in the parking lot. Kyle O’Reilly of all people gets Ciampa to stop. Steve Corino is standing by too, but it’s O’Reilly who gets in Ciampa’s face. Time to start selling your Undisputed Era stock. Later, Regal announces the Gauntlet Eliminator to determine Balor’s challenger. It’s a five-man Aztec Warfare match (Royal Rumble entry rules but pin or submission eliminations). He doesn’t say who will be in it but does say it will be men who haven’t been champ before. 

Damian Priest def. Timothy Thatcher {NXT North American Championship Match}
Priest has his big bout pants on. His selling was pretty good here, which is good because Thatcher brutalized his arm. Lots of that going around tonight. Some fancy camera angles covered up a bit of loose work, which I appreciate. Once Priest took control, he demolished Thatcher for the rest of the match. Like Shirai, he gave up a lot to his opponent but got a strong win nonetheless. Priest hit the Reckoning for the win at 10:27 (shown of 12:48). This was a good episode for establishing the strength of the all four champions, even if Balor only did so in a promo. ***½ 

This show has its forward momentum back, so that’s great. Every segment left me feeling like I was in the hands of a show that knows where it’s going. That’s the least we can ask for, so I’m glad they’re delivering that again. The matches weren’t bad either, so bonus. I hope they can keep up this momentum.