August 31, 2019 – Cardiff, Wales
Noam Dar def. Travis Banks
This would have made for a really nice NXT UK TV main event, but it felt just a bit disappointing as a Takeover opener. That spot has, at least for the last year, been designated for guaranteed fast and flashy matches, while this was competent but relatively unspectacular. Dar winning (using the Nova Roller after blocking the Slice of Heaven) is kind of surprising but definitely the right choice as there’s just not that much about Banks that inspires awe. ***½
Cesaro def. Ilja Dragunov
Now this would have made a much better opener. The crowd was really hot for Cesaro from the moment that Dragunov came to the ring and said his name, and he gave them pretty much everything they wanted. The match even got an “Are you watching Vince McMahon” chant. These strong boys beat the doodie out of each other, and blessed us with some fantastic near-falls towards the end. Cesaro came out of this looking like a killer, but Dragunov got to fight his heart out before taking the fall. In the end, Cesaro took the win with the pop up European Uppercut and the Neutralizer. If this leads to a Kings of Wrestling reunion (because Kassius Ohno & Cesaro are now the only guys who have beaten Dragunov) it will make me a lot less irritated at Dragunov losing to Ohno a fwe weeks back. Cesaro teases a post-match beating but shakes Dragonov’s hand instead. ****
Mark Andrews & Flash Morgan Webster def. James Drake & Zack Gibson and Mark Coffey & Wolfgang {NXT UK Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match}
The chants addressed at McMahon got a little watered down here, not because the match wasn’t good but because more than one per night seems excessive. The hometown babyfaces were very over here. The crowd was actually crazy into everything that happened here… except for Gallus. The Scots actually didn’t have a ton to do here, as the match was built around the Welschmen getting near-falls and kicking out after taking crazy hits. The whole thing was a tad messy, but I got pretty invested in the creative ways these guys kept all the dives fresh and interesting. I also have to give a lot of credit to the production team, who did a lot in the way of making potentially bush league-looking action seem more crisp and professional through clever camera angles. And then the finish was brilliant: Gibson thought he’d robbed Flash Mandrews of the win by pulling the referee to the floor when they had it in the bag, then the champs hit the Ticket to Mayhem. But things backfired when Gibson sent Drake to dive onto Gallus, only for Andrews to break up his pin with the Shooting Star Press, giving Webster the winning pin. All told, it was quite a bit better than I thought it would be and gave us a really feel-good ending to boot. ****
Joe Coffey def. Dave Mastiff {Last Man Standing Match}
This was about on the level of their really fun, if short, TV match. The action in that match was concise and intense, whereas this was more drawn out, more exaggerated, had more plunder, and had an actual finish. It started with the top turnbuckle flying off the ring after an Irish whip into the corner, followed by a rather inspired “botched” spot by the equilibrium-impaired Coffey. The finish was both guys fall off of a platform through a table, and then Coffey serving Mastiff his first one-on-one loss since NXT UK began by kicking the crate he was using to prop himself up out from under the big man. Actually, Coffey pretty much has Mastiff’s number as he defeated him in the very 2018 UK Championship Tourney too. ***½
Kay Lee Ray def. Toni Storm {NXT UK Women’s Championship Match}
After this performance, I think it was the right move to get the title off of Storm. She just didn’t seem on her A-game here, which makes sense as she was rumored to be injured going into this. Now you could chalk that up to the storyline, as the gimmick was that KLR had gotten into Storm’s head and made her too emotional and not precise enough to win. I buy that, but Storm’s awkward striking and pace made for a weird watch, even if it was narratively appropriate. For her part, KLR looked quite good and really dominated Storm at the end, hitting a wild dive, a Gory Bomb onto the ropes and another in the center of the ring for the win. ***
WALTER def. Tyler Bate {WWE United Kingdom Championship Match}
I was very scared that Bate had gotten his bell rung when his head hit the post thanks to a WALTER powerbomb, but you can’t wrestle a match this good with a concussion. I love that they did a long main event that was rather one-sided towards the champion. It made all of Bate’s comebacks much more meaningful, and allowed it to really sink in as Bate slowly but surely started to swing the momentum towards the end. After watching this, I can’t think of a better underdog than Bate. The little fella sold his back so well, and WALTER took advantage every time. The most over spot in the match was probably when Bate snapped WALTER’s fingers in honor of his buddy Pete Dunne, but Bate’s powerbomb reversal, well-earned giant swing, Birminghammer, and super exploder all came really close. I personally loved WALTER’s ode to sumo and the way he found every little opening to retake control and cut off Bate’s momentum. In the end it took a chop to the back, a sleeper suplex on the apron, a Superfly Splash, another sleeper suplex, a powerbomb and a lariat to finally put Bate down. So, yeah, this is the best match in this brand’s short history. ****¾
From Diamond Ring Kensuke Office Changes. They emphasize that Nakajima beat Dragon Gate wrestler Kenichiro Arai
From Dynamite 131. This is a qualifying match for the Owen Hart Foundation tournament. Joe debuted at ROH Supercard of Honor, saving Jonathan Gresham from Jay Lethal (whose soul searching apparently led him to turn heel) & Sonjay Dutt after the main event. And now that ROH and AEW are the same thing, that seems worth mentioning. Caster’s pre-match rap was cute. This was real squashy, with Joe needing only two minutes to put Caster down with the Muscle Buster at 2:52. Lethal & Dutt pop up on the big screens and Lethal says he’d been trying to get a hold of Joe during his difficult soul searching time, and Joe never picked up. They have a present for Joe next week. N/A
From Dynamite 132. Jay Lethal & Sonjay Dutt were in the front row cheering on Joe. Sarcastically, probably, as they brawled with Joe at ROH Supercard of Honor XV.
From Rampage 39.
From Dynamite 137.
From Dynamite 138. This is a
From Double or Nothing.
From PWF York Cougar Football Fundraiser. I didn't know that this match happened until over a month after the fact. This started out as a non-title match, but we'll get to why I've listed it as a title match in a moment. FTR have Mick Foley in their corner while their opponents have Bill Behrens. I’ve never actually seen Behrens do an on-camera gig before. He's holding a tennis racket, presumably as an Umaga to Jim Cornette. But it's confusing because there was actually a tennis player named Bill Behrens. They announce this match as having a 20-minute time limit. Only 11 minutes in, they say there are three minutes remaining. Until then, this was as run-of-the-mill as a modern FTR match gets. But the announcement snapped everyone out of their heat-on-Wheeler funk and forced them to go for desperate pins. They announce ten seconds remaining a couple of times, but no one can get the roll up pin they're looking for. The 20-minute time limit expires at 1
From NXT UK 183. McGuinness started by essentially saying that Fraser is going to pee or poo himself during the match. Unnecessary. Had Shawn Michaels been game to have a good match against Vader, this is what it would have looked like. Actually, a more appropriate and modern analogue is Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins from SummerSlam. Much like that match, Frazer used quick strikes and avoided his larger opponent’s signature big move to stay alive. Here it was the powerbomb whereas there it was suplexes. Here, Frazer also successfully damaged WALTER’s knee, which slowed the big man down and made it hard for WALTER to hit the powerbomb. Unfortunately for Frazer, WALTER was able to bide his time and clothesline Frazer’s legs out from under him. An inevitable powerbomb followed and won the match for WALTER at 14:02. I hate to say this because I’m happy that he’s healthier, but the way WALTER has slimmed down has taken some of the magic away from his aura. At least for me it has. That said, dude can clearly still go as well as ever in the ring. ****
From NXT 659. Strong was feeling it here, which is thanks in large part to the crowd being maniacally loud from the get go I’m sure. His whole game was fast and devastating stick and move attacks. That worked pretty well, as WALTER was dazed from time to time. But as with all good WALTER matches (which is pretty much all WALTER matches), everything WALTER does is devastating here so it takes very little for him to take back control. And eventually he did just that and hit the powerbomb for the win at 9:46 (shown of 12:18). After the match, WALTER gets on the microphone and says that his name is Gunther now. I did not think WALTER would be a victim of the renaming curse this far into his run. What will they rename Strong?! ***¾
From NXT UK 185. Andy Shepherd helpfully announces from inside the ring that the reason for the stipulation is that the feud has gotten so violent that it wouldn’t be safe to have fans around. Devlin says during the match that it’s because he thinks Dragunov could only muster the energy to win if he had the crowd behind him. I like that explanation a lot more. The only real reason I could think of to do this without fans is that there was a scheduling conflict with one of the wrestlers for the regular TV taping date and they needed to get this thing filmed. We just had such a long stretch of empty arena NXT UK episodes that I can’t imagine anyone was dying to get another taste of it. This aired the day after Adam Cole vs. Orange Cassidy in a match that was also no disqualification and falls count anywhere, and this served up everything I felt was missing from that match. Now you might say, “Brad, Cassidy is not the same kind of character as Devlin or Dragunov, how could you expect the same level of violence or intensity?” To that I say, when Cassidy started his match by breaking his own sunglasses and rapidly punching Cole, he was indicating that level of violence and/or intensity. And instead the match was mostly wacky. Anyway, this was not wacky. It was stiff and intense and featured weapons that made sense and spots the didn’t take forever to set up. Dragunov got in trouble when his eye injury acted up. Devlin took control and beat the crap out of him. I wasn’t wild about how meek Dragunov was when Devlin was zip tying his hands, but I did like that in the end it turned out to be an error on Devlin’s part anyway because Dragunov’s finisher requires no hands. And indeed, a bound Dragunov jumped off the steel steps (which had been brought into the ring) and hit the Torpedo Moskau on Devlin for the win at 21:43. NXT UK is still sneaking in these dope matches that no one is watching. Y’all should watch them. ****¼
From AAA Triplemania Regia. FTR come out with Vickie Guerrero. This was supposed to be explained at an earlier AAA taping but FTR and Guerrero all missed them. AAA is notorious for having this kind of luck/being incompetent lately. FTR is also wearing Eddie Guerrero tribute tights, with American flags on one side and flames on the other, I suppose to pay homage to his Gringos Locos and Latino Heat gimmicks. This match mostly sucked, but one cool spot saw FTR tie Pentagon’s mask to the ropes and force him to unmask with his hands over his face to stop them from climbing the ladder. That would have been a very meaningful moment to lead up to the Lucha Brothers winning the titles back, but unfortunately instead it led into nothing. He just got his mask back and the match continued on in its lame, derivative way. At one point, Pentagon was the only man standing, but instead of climbing the ladder he grabbed a table from the floor. So the titles mean enough to him that he’d unmask to stop his opponents from winning, but not enough for him to get the titles when he had a clear path to do it? Vickie powered Pentagon, causing him to voluntarily jump through the table and Harwood grabbed the belts at 12:12. This was abysmal. *
From AEW Full Gear. Silver was hamming it up a lot more here than he was the year before in New York. That said, this had stronger just-a-match vibes than the aforementioned match. After Silver ripped out Cassidy’s pockets, Cassidy turned up the heat and these guys put on a middle of the row undercard match. Not bad by any means, but nothing memorable either. Cassidy hit the Beach Break rather out of nowhere for the win at 9:42. **¾
From the second Honor Reigns Supreme. The commentators sold this as Gresham getting a big shot against a top ROH guy after being an also-ran in the Television Championship division for a while. This was terrific. Both guys did a fantastic job selling their respective targeted limbs, and Gresham in particular played the role of the tenacious underdog perfectly. He didn’t just watch to see where Lethal would have trouble executing his finisher because of the damage he’d done to the former ROH Champion’s arm, he pressed the assault whenever he could, taking out the arm to make sure the Lethal Injection would never come. But what he couldn’t do was stop Lethal from battering his knee and ultimately winning with a Figure 4 Leglock at 17:54. ****¼
From the second Masters of the Craft. Columbus has way more Gresham fans than Concord did. That’s a neat little advancement to the plot, innit? They both went after the same limbs that earned them dividends in their previous match. And then they went ahead and built an incredible match out of that story. At first it seemed as though Lethal wasn’t going to be able to get Gresham’s leg to give out. But about halfway through the match, Gresham’s knee was in trouble. Gresham was able to escape the leglock this time by using the momentum of Lethal pulling him away from the ropes to shift to an armbar. But Gresham’s focus on the arm bit him in the ass. Lethal went for the Lethal Injection and collapsed again, but when Gresham went for a roll up after that Lethal cut back on it for the win at 18:27. This is one of the best American examples that I've seen of a match building on the match that came before. Rather than try to outdo the maneuvers from their first meeting for the sake of a big crowd reaction, they adjust their game plans in logical ways that, to me, were just as exciting. I think this match is slept on, by virtue of the fact that I’ve never heard anything about it before watching it. ****½
From ROH Wrestling 364. In real life,
From Death Before Dishonor XVII. Gresham and Lethal had been teaming, but Gresham grew frustrated and started heeling. Ultimately, he turned on Lethal. It took them a little while to get there, but once they got into a groove this was exactly what I wanted from this match. It was back to their old tricks, with Lethal targeting the leg to set up for the Figure 4 Leglock and Gresham targeting the arm to block the Lethal Injection and set up for his Octopus. In the end, Lethal tried the cutback trick that worked for him in Columbus, but Gresham countered to a pin and then put on the gnarliest Octopus for his first win over Lethal at 17:20. This is the best kind of wrestling series. And none of it felt stale because it was a year after they’d wrestled last and because they found ways to energize the old tropes. And that’s not to mention Gresham busting out what I can only describe as a sumo-style assault. Gresham and Lethal make up after the match. ****
From ROH Wrestling 500. During the pandemic, ROH made the most of their empty arena shows by kicking them off with a tournament to crown a champion for the revived Pure Championship. Gresham won the tournament, and this was his fourth defense of the title. Lethal and Gresham were still allies here. In an interesting move, the other match on this milestone episode was two other partners fighting in Jay and Mark Briscoe. They cut to a commercial break about six minutes in, though the action didn’t get beyond (admittedly fast-moving) mat wrestling until the 10-minute mark. That had me thinking this was going to go long, but things took a different turn. Both guys had abused the other’s shoulders, and Lethal used that to his advantage best. He forced Gresham to use his first rope break to stop a pin, and his second to escape a crab. Then, he used the failed Lethal Injection to bait Gresham into a crossface, forcing the champ to use his final rope break. But he made the mistake of giving Gresham a breather and was quickly caught in a head scissor takedown giving Gresham the winning pin at 14:06 (shown of 16:40). For an empty arena match, this held my attention. It was totally different than their previous matches while still using a couple elements from the rivalry to elevate it just a bit. Not essential viewing, but if you’re working your way through their series you shouldn’t skip it. ***¼ 


