NXT 218

April 24, 2014 – Winter Park, Florida

JBL starts the show by stripping Piage of the NXT Women’s Championship because she’s busy defending the WWE Diva’s Championship elsewhere. There will be a tournament to crown a new champion. So we never even ended up getting the Charlotte vs. Paige match that they’d talked about. This tournament couldn’t have come soon enough because this division needs a reset in a serious way.

Alexander Rusev def. Travis Tyler
I don’t review squashes. N/A

At an Adam Rose party (nwo also featuring Elias), Rose tells Camacho to join the party rather than be a party pooper. Let’s just not do this.

Charlotte & Sasha Banks def. Emma & Paige
I guess this is as close to a blow off as we’re going to get to the Paige vs. BFF angle, which is a shame because the issues are between Paige & Summer Rae, and then Charlotte & Bayley. What a mess. Speaking of mess, the commercial break skips over Paige’s surprise entrance, so we don’t even see the crowd pop. Charlotte does a Flair Flop during the match and the lack of a reaction makes me so sad. That and Paige’s crap selling were bummers, but the rest of the match was pretty solid, and at least Charlotte got a pin over the champ. **½

Tyson Kidd def. Mason Ryan
Not bad, but not as good as the “Push Tyson Kidd” signs in the audience. I wish the commentators had made a bigger deal out of Kidd pretty much walking through Ryan. Honestly, Ryan could be good in a gatekeeper roll, squashing geeks until it’s time to take someone seriously. But it seems what was happening here was that this was Zombie Ryan part 1 of 2 and we’d never see him again after his next appearance. **

Tyler Breeze def. Angelo Dawkins
Dawkins gets the retooled NXT jobber treatment, and now he’s a… high school senior? During the match Jason Albert asks Alex Riley if “decimating” was the word that they should use in describing what Breeze did to Tatsu last week, and Riley said yes. So they’re both idiots who just like how that word sounds but don’t know what it means. As for this match, it was a sub-minute squash so who cares. N/A

Last week after the main event, Brodus Clay attacked Adrian Neville backstage and kayfabe knocked out his front teeth in the back (after shoot knocking out his teeth in the ring).

Sami Zayn, Jey Uso & Jimmy Uso def. Konnor, Viktor, & Corey Graves
The Ascension controlled most of this match, so it was not amazing. I’m going to consider this the blow off to the Usos vs. Ascension feud from a year and a half earlier. Zombie Graves finally gets put down here, as he catches another concussion in a house show match a few days later and hangs up his boots for good. Which makes it all the more deliciously ironic when Riley on commentary says, “He’s got STAY DOWN tattooed on his knuckles. No backup plan for Corey Graves. Corey Graves is a WWE Superstar or bust. You’re not gonna put a suit and tie on that guy.” Well… **¼