WWE ECW 91

March 4, 2008 – Cleveland, Ohio

John Morrison & The Miz def. Colin Delaney & Tommy Dreamer {WWE Tag Team Championship Match}
This was better than their previous match, but had a bizarre finish wherein Delaney grabbed a chair and beat up both opponents with it, drawing a disqualification. Dreamer didn’t discourage it, despite Delaney costing him the tag titles. This is dumb. **

Shelton Benjamin def. Stevie Richards
This was an incredible bore. Benjamin sucked as a heel, sacrificing almost all of his high-flying for momentum-halting rest holds. He beat Benjamin with an inverted DDT and then said he was coming for Money in the Bank. I guess the Richards push ended here. *½ 

Kane def. James Curtis
Kane won in 30 seconds while Chuck Palumbo watched from ringside on a motorcycle. Okay, no thank you. N/A

Chavo Guerrero def. CM Punk {ECW Championship Match}
It took them what felt like a full lifetime to set up that Guerrero had injured Punk’s leg and that Punk had done the same to Guerrero’s arm. Once they’d done that, the last three or so minutes of the match were a lot of fun. It wasn’t fun enough to make me forget about the majority of the match being a drag, but then again the finish was really strong and Guerrero finally got to win clean, if dishonorably (crotching Punk on the top rope before hitting the Frog Splash). This was definitely the best of their matches, which sadly isn’t saying much because Guerrero is not a main event wrestler. **¾