History of the NWA Championship | Part 5 | Six Sides of Suck

TNA ditched their weekly PPVs in favor of making their weekly television show Impact their flagship program and putting on monthly PPVs. They also ditched the traditional wrestling ring for a hexagonal one. Jeff Jarrett held the title for a year until running into, you guessed it, AJ Styles at their fifth monthly PPV. I’m ignoring his fake title loss to Ray Gonzalez in Puerto Rico because I took a look at it and they reversed the decision immediately after the match. If Chris Jericho’s win over Triple H on Raw for the WWE Championship didn’t count then Ray Gonzalez was never NWA Champion. By the way, did you know that Corgan’s NWA doesn’t have a record of the NWA Championship? There’s no lineage of record on the subject!

May 15, 2005 – Orlando, Florida

AJ Styles def. Jeff Jarrett {NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From the inaugural Hard Justice. Tito Ortiz was the referee. This was presented as a match a year in the making (ignoring a title match they had in South Korea), and they tried to go the epic long match route. It didn’t really work. The match just came off as slow, long, and flat. I didn’t realize until this match that TNA had removed the champion’s advantage and allowed the title to change hands by disqualification and count out in all matches. The finisher theft didn’t get any reaction from the crowd, I think because it felt really out of place in a dull match like this. Monty Brown hit Jarrett with a Pounce by mistake as Tito Ortiz, the law and order guy, just watched it happen. The rest of the nonsense with Ortiz where he appears to turn heel also added nothing. It also lasted like five seconds, as he lays out Jarrett and Styles hits the Spiral Tap for the win at 19:39. The commentators tried to get over that it was dusting off that move that won Styles the match after the Styles Clash couldn’t get the job done, but that’s not the story that was told in this match at all. The story told here was that Styles needed Ortiz’s help to win. Boring match, terrible finish. No thanks. **¼ 

June 19, 2005 – Orlando, Florida

Raven def. AJ Styles, Abyss, Monty Brown, and Sean Waltman {NWA World Heavyweight Championship King of the Mountain Match}
From the inaugural Slammiversary. Raven was taking Jarrett’s place here, as Jarrett had been “arrested” earlier in the show for attacking a “fan.” Sure, why not? I could use a break from Jarrett to freshen things up. I liked the attempt to make this different from the first KOTM match. There was more general plunder use, and rather than having everyone fight when they were in the penalty box together we saw an alliance made between Waltman and Styles. I also got a kick out of watching the referees run around like EMTs trying to get wrestlers after they’d been pinned to the penalty box. That said, there was more down time in this one than the last one. The finish was flat too, as Raven just casually kicked Abyss off the ladder to hang the title at 14:17. This was a weird time for TNA, as they’d lost their TV deal with Fox Sports and were streaming Impact online. They’d get back on TV on Spike in October, but first something else weird happened. ***¼ 

September 15, 2005 – Windsor, Ontario

Jeff Jarrett def. Raven {NWA World Heavyweight Championship Raven’s Rules Match}
From Border City Wrestling’s International Impact show. The NWA title changed hands on an indie show, which isn’t new for the title but was certainly strange to happen during the title’s time in TNA. The weirdest thing about it is that while there is Border City Wrestling content on Impact Plus (Impact’s Scott D’Amore owns BCW), this match isn’t. Or maybe it is, I don’t know, Impact Plus is hard to navigate. At the same time, Impact streamed it’s final two weeks of shows online before debuting on Spike, and they were best-of shows. Raven’s Rules means no disqualifications, but the referee takes away Jarrett’s guitar because this match is bad. It was a low energy hardcore match, with two guys just going through the motions, and America’s Most Wanted interfering at the end to hand Jarrett the win at 13:46  Jarrett’s music plays before the closing bell rings, which is just bush league. Impact debuted on Spike with Jarrett as champion, Team 3D debuting, and Kevin Nash returning. That’s not nothing, but you’d think it might make things more understandable for potential new viewers if that had been preceded by a big title change. Instead they talked vaguely about an incident in Canada, and also Kevin Nash almost had a heart attack and ended up pulling out of the match with Jarrett. Nobody ever accused TNA of knowing what’s good for business. **

October 23, 2005 – Orlando, Florida

Rhino def. Jeff Jarrett {NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From the inaugural Bound for Glory. Rhino won a four-way From Ball match and a 10-man Gauntlet for the Gold match before this. The battle royal was booked to find a replacement for Nash in the main event. Ortiz was the referee for this match too. Jarrett controlled the whole thing, which made sense but wasn’t interesting. Gail Kim and AMW interfered but Ortiz took care of all of them. Rhino won with the Gore at 5:43. Barely a match. Don West quoted a weird Ultimate Warrior promo to celebrate Rhino’s win. And then even though Rhino won against heavily stacked odds, the show ends with Jarrett and his giant crew of heels putting Rhino in a casket. Team 3D and 3 Live Kru make the save, but it showed a wild misunderstanding of how to make your new champion look strong that the save happened after Rhino was already in the casket. *½ 

November 3, 2005 – Orlando, Florida

Jeff Jarrett def. Rhino {NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From Impact 72. Huh, I guess they weren’t interested in having Rhino look strong after all. This was a perfectly fine match that ended with a ton of AMW interference and Jarrett hitting the Stroke for the win at 12:49. Rhino felt very midcardy (TNA in general feels very midcardy) as champion, so it’s probably for the best. **½ 

February 12, 2006 – Orlando, Florida 

Christian Cage def. Jeff Jarrett {NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From the second Against All Odds. I’ve never been as big a fan of Christian’s as folks who were fans of his time in TNA and his World Championship run in WWE. To me he’s never felt like a top of the card guy. There are plenty of things he did here that felt telegraphed, and I suppose that’s part of my issue with him. He’s not bad, in fact he’s pretty good, he just feels like a midcarder to me. Pretty much the same as Jeff Jarrett, but without the connections for the ridiculously sustained runs on top of companies. And this was a fine midcard match, dressed up in a main event robe. I did like Jarrett avoiding being disqualified by hitting the referee with a low blow before he could call for the bell. That’s clever heeling. My biggest problem with this match was that they made a huge deal out of Earl Hebner being this tough, experienced referee, but he spent a good five minutes of the match unconscious because of a nothing bump. I also didn’t need Christian hitting a powerbomb on Kim. He won the title at 16:23 with the Killswitch. ***

June 18, 2006 – Orlando, Florida

Jeff Jarrett def. Christian Cage, Sting, Ron Killings, and Abyss {NWA World Heavyweight Championship King of the Mountain Match}
From the second Slammiversary. So this is what it looks like when the bottom falls out of this stipulation. Pretty much the whole match was just mindless brawling around the arena. It felt like an ECW main event. It just went on forever and everyone seemed lost all the time. After a million years of nothing, Larry Zbyszko came out to hit Christian with a low blow. Hebner was asleep forever so Sting used his arm to count Jarrett out. Then Hebner woke up and shoved Christian and Sting off of the ladder. Why wait until so long into this match for the turn? Jarrett wins at 23:04 while the crowd throws a lot of garbage at him. That’s hilarious. The match sucked. Afterwards, a random referee steals the belt from Jarrett and hands it to Jim Cornette. Jarrett freaks out as if he can’t beat up an old fat man and take the belt back. Jarrett remained champion so that was stupid too. *

October 22, 2006 – Plymouth Township, Michigan

String def. Jeff Jarrett {Career vs. NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From the second Bound for Glory. Kurt Angle was an outside enforcer. The commentary during Sting’s entrance was brain buzzingly bad. Don West made a huge deal about Sting’s new look, which was just red tights and a bit of red in his face paint. Mike Tenay said that Sting had a bat with him as a tribute to the Detroit Tigers. You know, the bat he’s had as part of his gimmick for almost a decade at this point. Also, you could watch three episodes of Adventure Time in the time it takes you to drive from the former Compuware Arena (where this show was held) to Comerica Park. Sting was looking quite fit here, and was mostly on his game aside from a few clumsy moments. I liked the use of Angle too, as he attacked the referee to keep him from counting both guys out after a crossbody collision. The finish was solid too, as Sting no-sold the guitar shot and put on the Scorpion Deathlock for the win at 15:11. This actually exceeded my expectations a bit. **¾  

November 19, 2006 – Orlando, Florida

Abyss def. Sting {NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From the second Genesis. When they were in the ring, Sting and Abyss put on a solid hardcore match. The finish made it hard to account for the plunder though because they didn’t get disqualified for using weapons but then Sting did get disqualified for hitting the referee. Refs get attacked in TNA all the time, so that just didn’t make any sense. I also could have done with a lot less James Mitchell interference because it killed the otherwise lively crowd. I’m not one to body shame, but I also didn’t need to see the gnarly growth on Abyss’s side that was exposed when Sting hogtied him. He clearly didn’t want it exposed either because he kept pulling his shirt to cover it up. Anyway, the match went 15:08 and finally paid off years of threats of the title changing hands by disqualification or count out. Sting pushes Abyss through barbed wire boards after the match. Woof, those last five minutes really destroyed the match. *¾ 

January 14, 2007 – Orlando, Florida

Christian Cage def. Abyss and Sting {NWA World Heavyweight Championship Three Way Elimination Match}
From the third Final Resolution. Since Genesis is about beginnings and this PPV has the world final in it, I think the two should have swapped places on the calendar. Tomko was locked in the penalty box for this match, so of course he interfered anyway. Remember when the internet was into Tomko? Wrestling fans are dumb. Sting eliminated Abyss with the Scorpion Death Drop in short order. Mitchell released Tomko from the cage (why did he have the key?) and Tomko attacked Sting. The overbooking in general was a mess thanks to Tomko being a total stiff, and Abyss’s fake face turn getting no reaction from the fans. Christian got the pin off of Abyss’s attack at 13:18. Shrug. **

Four months later, the NWA’s deal with TNA ended and the two acronyms parted ways. TNA created its own titles. I’ll get to that world title eventually but I need a break from TNA for a while after this. So it’s back to the indies we go for our the next chapter in the NWA Championship lineage.