NXT UK 09

November 21, 2018 – Birmingham, West Midlands

Rhea Ripley def. Xia Brookside {Quarterfinal Match}
This was mostly a squash, and in the moments that it wasn’t Ripley’s selling was cartoonish. She’s bigger than everyone else in the division, so she really shouldn’t be selling much anyway. Both these ladies are insanely young and have a lot of promise, so there’s plenty of time for them to improve **¼

Last week, the Coffeys and Wolfgang attacked Mustache Mountain after Trent Seven’s match. We learn now that the bad guys attacked Seven even further later, dropping a crate on his knee backstage. I was pretty sure that led to a tag match main event on this show, but the match they taped seems to either have been a dark match or something they’re saving for a few weeks from now.

Eddie Dennis def. Jack Starz
This did little to convince me that Dennis is anything special outside of his height. I’m going to need a non-squash so I can see what’s up. Later on, Ashton Smith interrupts Dennis’s backstage promo to return the favor from last week. This is still a lazy program, but at least it’s a program. N/A

Johnny Saint, who seems to only be able to communicate through his Twitter handle, books Tyson T-Bone against Dave Mastiff for next week after their issues last week.

Mark Andrews def. Mike Hitchman
I was starting to think that Hitchman wasn’t capable of working against anyone but Ligero. He’s 28 I think, but he looks like he’s 50. Andrews looked pretty good here save for one questionable dive to the floor, and Hitchman actually got a decent amount of solid offense, but it didn’t really come together as anything memorable. **½

Toni Storm def. Isla Dawn {Quarterfinal Match}
Dawn’s nickname is the white witch, but she wears all red… is she the white witch because she’s caucasian? Of the four matches of her’s I’ve seen, this was easily the best. She wrestled a lot more like her boyfriend Amsterdam Black in this one, which I’m all for. Storm was her usual, perfect self. I could have used a few more minutes of this, as the finish felt a little out of nowhere. **¾

Jordan Devlin def. Ligero
I think the crowd liked this a bit more than I did, because while there were some really nice sequences here, it was a bit too disjointed to reach the level of the higher-end main events this show has had thus far. Still, it was the best match from either guy that I’ve seen yet (definitely the best either has had yet in WWE). After the match, Devlin puts Pete Dunne on notice. ***¼