December 10, 2022 – Orlando, Florida
Roxanne Perez def. Cora Jade, Kiana James, Zoey Stark, and Indie Hartwell {Number One Contender Iron Survival Challenge}
The first five minutes between Perez and Stark were filled with solid mat wrestling, making me wish this was just a regular match between them. James, who I’ve never seen or heard of before, comes in next. It turns into a run of the mill triple threat until Stark hits Perez with her knee kick to earn a point. Jade is out next. When Perez gets out of the penalty box she goes for Jade. So that fued will never end, which is fine from a character standpoint as long as I never have to see another singles match between them. James breaks up a pin by Perez on Stark, which is super dumb. It wouldn’t put Perez any farther ahead of her than Stark already was, and it’d get Stark into the penalty box. Jade pins James with something I missed because I was annoyed about the pin break up. Hartwell came in last and got a pin on Perez with a big boot. James hit a real pretty moonsault press off of the barricade onto Stark. Perez rolls up Stark to win a fall. Everyone has one point except James. Perez takes the league with the Pop Rocks on Jade. Perez spent a bit of the remaining time keeping everyone else from getting a pin and then won the match when the 25-minute time limit ran out. This exceeded my expectations. Nobody screwed anything up and the match moved at a solid pace. There was no discernible story until the final two minutes, but it ended in exciting fashion. That’s important. But the penalty box added nothing to the match. Either increase the timeout period or ditch that part of the concept. ***¼
Tatum Paxley & Ivy Nile say that Julius Creed isn’t medically cleared, so the Creeds won’t fight Indus Sher. Indus Sher still being a thing is news to me. The tag champs show up and have a competition for who is the most barf-inducing on the mic. Just talk like people!
Isla Dawn def. Alba Fyre
I know they’ve spent a lot of time developing Dawn, but she’s pretty bad and I’m bummed she has a job when Emilia McKenzie does not. Every match between Dawn and Fyre on NXT UK has been unimpressive. This is a little better than all of those matches, but it failed to get the crowd interested. There were a couple of big spots on the floor, which doesn’t make for exciting near falls because there’s too much space between the move and the pin. Papa Shango syndrome infects a referee, screwing Fyre out of the win. A second ref counts for Dawn, who wins at 9:53 after knocking Fyre into an exposed turnbuckle and hitting the Final Cut. **
Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods def. Elton Prince & Kit Wilson {NXT Tag Team Championship Match}
Pretty Deadly’s Santa gear is unreal. They’re an incredible heel tag team. Prince insisting that he made a legal tag into the match from inside the ring because he was holding the tag rope is hilarious. The bit with the title belt was funny, but the New Day was risking the whole being thrown out! The weirdest part about this match by far was Kingston tagging out to Woods after hitting their finisher so Woods could pin Prince. Why waste the time? It didn’t end up mattering because they won the titles at 14:06. That’s a nice little consolation prize for having their title reign longevity record broken. This was fun and the crowd LOVED it. I’m mostly just relieved they were able to get everyone jazzed up after the last match. ***¾
Grayson Waller def. Axion, JD McDonagh, Joe Gacy, and Carmelo Hayes {Number One Contender Iron Survivor Challenge}
Axiom and McDonagh start. Neat. Booker T is so bad on commentary. A day later, I can’t remember why I wrote that, but it’s worth saying anyway. Hayes came in next. After seven minutes of dope action, Hayes hit Axiom with a twisting suplex to win a point. Waller comes in and immediately gets two points by hitting his rolling cutter on and then pinning Axiom and McDonagh. Axiom beats on McDonagh in the penalty box even after their timeout was over. Axiom pinned Walker with a hurricanrana. Then he hits McDonagh with a Destroyer and a super kick to tie Waller’s score. Gacy comes in and makes Axiom tap to the — for a point. He hits the handspring lariat on Hayes to get his second point. Axiom dives off the penalty box into everyone. I’m thankful that the camera didn’t show everyone standing around waiting to catch the dive. Hayes gets his second point by making Waller tap to a Crossface. McDonagh hits everyone with the Devlin Side in an amazing moment. They respond with a quadruple pump kick in a cheesy moment. Waller takes the lead by stealing a pin on Axiom after Hayes hit the diving axe kick and then wins the match. This had a much better use of the stipulation all around than the women’s version, and terrific nonstop action throughout. It made me think that this stipulation might have legs. The commentators go back and suggest via replay that Waller tapped quickly out to Hayes earlier to hide out in the box so he could sneak in and steal it at the end. God damn. ****½
Bron Breakker def. Apollo Crews {NXT Championship Match}
The build for this match included these guys eating at a diner and going fishing. Not exactly scintillating, but then I don’t watch NXT TV anyway so who cares. This was a totally different match, playing up the parallel skills of the two wrestlers. Then they did this bizarre shot of Crews going Super Saiyan (at least that’s what I think they were going for), but it was executed like garbage and silenced the crowd. On the bright side, Crews blitzed Breakker with offense immediately afterward so the match quickly got back on track. That is until we were exposed to Breakker’s crappy punches. They traded strikes and then Breakker hit a spear for the win at 14:33. This was a step down from Breakker’s recent defenses against the European wrestlers, and felt pretty mid compared to the match that preceded it. It was solid but it’s placement left if looking weak by comparison and Crews just hasn’t been exciting since he was Uhaa Nation. Waller attacked Breakker after the match. ***