I don’t want to get out over my skis here, but this was one of the worst months for wrestling title changes that I cover in a long time.
October 1, 2022 – Kalkaska, Michigan
Justin Kyle def. Jumal Kyng {MCPW Heavyweight Championship Match}
From MCPW Kyng’s Day. Not sure why they wanted Kyng to do lose the title on his birthday, but here we are. This was bad. Kyng hit Kyle with a Death Valley Driver through a table about five minutes into the match. It got a two-count and then seconds later Kyle was fine and hit Kyng with a slam on the apron before strutting around as if the table spot had never happened. Got it, Kyle is bad at wrestling. He hit Kyng with a bunch of broken table shots, and Kyng at least had the grace and sense to sell that he’d been hurt. The rest of the match was just chair and broken table shots until Kyle hit a spear and an inverted F5 for the win at 9:33. Kyle sucks, so this is a bummer. *¾
October 8, 2022 – Atlantic City, New Jersey
Nick Gage def. Jon Moxley {GCW Heavyweight Championship Match}
From GCW Fight Club. Gage put his career on the line to get this title shot. If it wasn’t for the fact that light tubes never get sold as anything at all, the way that Gage sold light tube shots early on this match might have been commendable. As it is, it made Gage look feeble. That was the theme of the match, as Moxley basically wrestled himself, putting Gage where he needed to be to pantomime a wrestling match. They spend a minute playing with a pizza cutter before Gage sells an Ace Crusher in a way that should go in the hall of fame of bad sells of that move. Stokely Hathaway and Morrisey come out so Morrisey can attack Moxley and put him through a barbed wire covered pane of glass. That only gets a two-count for Gage, so Gage hits a piledriver and the Choke Breaker for the win at 21:08. This was very bad, and everyone involved should feel pretty bad. *½
October 8, 2022 – San Francisco, California
Titus Alexander def. Jacob Fatu {WCPW Heavyweight Championship Match}
From WCPW Ride the Lightning. The first half of the match was all Fatu dominating. But at the exact halfway point, Alexander scouted Fatu’s handspring maneuver and hit one of his own to take over. And that remained his gameplan. He dropkicked Fatu mid-moonsault, which was pretty neat. Fatu hit a bunch of finishers but couldn’t put Alexander away. He went for an avalanche Island Driver, but Alexander countered to a small package piledriver mid-fall and then hit the Michinoku Driver for the win at 16:31. That was a hell of a finish, executed better than I would have expected from an indie main event. Alexander getting into position to make the counter look believable went a long way towards selling the whole bit. ***½
October 8, 2022 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Ronda Rousey def. Liv Morgan {Smackdown Women’s Championship Extreme Rules Match}
From WWE Extreme Rules. Corey Graves has to explain that Rousey’s gear is an Umaga to Roddy Piper’s role in They Live. Not much of an homage if it has to be spelled out. I love how many times Michael Cole has pointed out that rope breaks are meaningless tonight because of the no disqualification stipulations. This match killed the crowd. Nothing Morgan did was convincing, and Rousey doing things like beating Morgan with a baseball bat and Morgan not being completely immobilized by it was absurd. It killed the crowd, and it got really sloppy after a while. Rousey mercifully ends the match at 12:48 by making Morgan pass out to an armbar choke situation. Hated this. *
October 9, 2022 – Tokyo, Japan
Yuka Sakazaki def. Shoko Nakajima {Princess of Princess Championship Match}
From TJPW Wrestle Princess 3. Nakajima came into this match 4-1 over Sakazaki, most recently defeating her at CyberFestival earlier this year. I have liked but not loved the previous two matches between these women that I’ve seen. I was enjoying this at about the same level, but then Sakazaki hit an avalanche Magical Merry-Go-Round and I started feeling more invested. So of course, they decided to stop the match dead in its tracks so they could trade elbows? Why would Sakazaki do that? She was in control, why would she let Nakajima come back like this voluntarily? On the bright side, they went with the logical story progression and had Nakajima get the worst of the exchange. A little bit later she hit another Magical Merry-Go-Round and the Magical Girl Chicken Dude for the win at 22:44. This might have been more interesting had it been five minutes shorter, but it was a fine way to waste away 20 minutes. ***½
October 19, 2022 – Tokyo, Japan
Hiroyo Matsumoto def. Itsuki Aoki {SEAdLINNNG Beyond the Sea Championship Match}
From SEAdLINNNG October Fist. Arisa Nakajima vacated the title earlier in October after being injured in a match in August. This was the finals of a tournament to crown a new champion. Matsumoto’s right arm is a bruised mess, but Aoki went after her leg instead. Maybe it’s a birthmark and not a bruise? I don’t remember ever seeing it before. I wonder if the short length of this match is because they were running up against a curfew, but whether that’s the case or not it makes sense that neither woman would last long given their previous matches the same night. Also considering that they threw a lot at each other here. There was no feeling out process; it was just aggressive action from the word go. Matsumoto hit a backfist, and despite her leg giving her some trouble she was able to stay in control and put Aoki away with a funky powerbomb and a backdrop driver at 9:18. ***½
October 29, 2022 – Newark, New Jersey
Krule def. AC Mack {IWTV Independent Wrestling World Championship Match}
From ICW No Holds Barred Deathmatch Horror Story. Danny Demanto was recovering in the ring after losing a match when Mack came out to issue an open challenge. Mack cuts an almost completely incomprehensible promo because the sound system is so bad, but it’s also not clear why Demanto isn’t leaving as he’s not the person challenging for the title. Demanto plays it off like his presence was a fake out, and the crowd seems to be in on a bit by chanting for Krule. Then Krule comes out and wins the title in 1:08 with the Scorched Earth. I don’t know Krule and even if I did, this was executed the way I imagine high school kids imitating wrestlers might execute it. Bad. ½*