Click here to see the Top 100 Tag Teams of All Time list so far.
I decided I wanted to watch the top 5 matches from the top 100 tag teams (according to Cagematch on both counts) a while back, but FTR’s back to back insta-classics against the Briscoe Brothers and the Young Bucks made me decide to dive in sooner rather than later.
I’m pulling the list from Cagematch’s top 100 ranked tag teams of all time, with the caveat being that I can disqualify any team on the list for a variety of reasons and replace them with the 101th ranked team and so on. Reasons include that a team doesn’t have enough matches ranked on Cagematch (though in cases where I’m really curious about a team with fewer than 5 matches ranked, I might do a pop up review), the teams are very old and footage of them doesn’t really exist or isn’t easy to find, or the teams are from German indie promotions and are only ranked because Cagematch is a German site/there’s incredible bias.
Given disqualifications, the series begins with the number 120-ranked Super Smash Brothers are in the number 100 slot. The current leaders (?) of AEW’s Dark Order started out in their home country’s International Wrestling Syndicate, gained indie cred in CHIKARA, and then did most of their best work in Pro Wrestling Guerrilla. Let’s peep their top five.
You’ll notice a lot of matches against the Young Bucks here. That means that if these matches were to show up in the Young Bucks’ top five, I’d skip it and move to their sixth match. I’m prioritizing the top five matches of lower-ranked teams because I figure the six-tenth (and so on) matches of higher ranked teams are more likely to be interesting.
December 10, 2011 – Reseda, California
Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards def. Player Uno & Player Dos
From PWG FEAR. By this point, Dos was unmasked and Excalibur was calling him Stupefied on commentary. So maybe I should have listed him as such. There was a lot to like here. My favorite thing was the overarching theme that whenever the American Wolves played along with the SSP’s video game antics, they’d lose control of the match. That made for believable comebacks from the SSP. The only drawback is that Richards looks stupid when he does goofy stuff, so those moments when he didn’t take his opponents seriously took me out of the match a bit. That and the fact that they completely ignored who was legal by the end of the match were my only beefs here. Richards and Stupefied were wrestling with a lot of intensity, making me want to see a singles match between them. And then, Uno had a fun fighting spirit moment near the end, making me want a singles match between him and Richards. But then, the Wolves had enough and abused Uno with double stomps, a powerbomb/lungblower, and a really mean half crab for the win at 22:10. ***¾
May 11, 2018 – Toronto, Ontario
Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson df. Evil Uno & Stu Grayson
From ROH/NJPW War of the Worlds. I didn’t realize that Uno had changed his name pre-AEW, but I guess it happened all the way back in 2015. I dig his more Don Fujii-esque look here. This was a fun tag team spectacle, but if you think about any of the spots for longer than it takes for them to happen you’ll stop being able to suspend disbelief. It’s like a Crank movie in that it’s a lot of fun to watch, but you probably shouldn’t try to remember anything specific about it when you’re done. I did like the bit where everyone was superkicking each other and Uno got his leg stuck on Grayson’s. But that’s also a spot that seems stupid if you play it back in your mind. The Bucks hit Grayson with the Meltzer Driver for the win at 17:26. ***½
August 17, 2014 – Toronto, Ontario
Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson def. Player Uno & Player Dos
From Smash Super Showdown II. Here’s hoping that with four fewer years of their egos being expanded, the Young Bucks were a little less obnoxious in the ring. I guess the twisted leg superkick thing was a regular spot for these teams (and possibly beyond) because they do a version of it here, though it’s different from the one they’d do four years later. This didn’t have as much annoying mugging from the Bucks, which is good. The problem here is that they went into third gear right out of the gate, so I started to feel numb to the highspots as the match drew to a close. I thought things might get more fun when the Bucks started heeling a bit, but then the SSP heeled them back in response, so it was meaningless. The Bucks hit Dos (who was called Dos, despite being unmasked, during his ring introduction) with More Bang for Your Buck for the win at 19:24. ***½
May 25, 2012 – Reseda, California
Player Uno & Stupefied def. Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson {PWG Tag Team Championship No Disqualification Match}
From PWG Death to All But Metal. The titles were vacant going into this. It was a rematch from an upset in which the SSB beat the Young Bucks in the previous DDT4 tournament. And they worked this like a grudge match, with a lot of fighting on the floor and chair shots in the ring. Also, the Jacksons wore t-shirts. This was a great mix of two things that PWG does well (or at least that PWG does a lot), goofiness and street fights. The SSB were over as babyfaces, so the Bucks leaned into that and cheated a lot. It was a no disqualification match, so cheating isn’t a problem. That led to a bunch of low blows. A big bunch. But if cheating isn’t against the rules, then how do you heel? By attacking the referee. That’s where the goofiness came in, as a replacement referee was pulled to the floor by original ref Rick Knox, and then Knox helped the SSB attack the Bucks (in retaliation for being attacked). The SSB hit Matt with the Fatality for the win at 19:19. Very satisfying finish to a manically violent match. ****
July 21, 2012 – Reseda, California
Player Uno & Stupefied def. Adam Cole & Kyle O’Reilly and Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson {PWG Tag Team Championship Ladder Match}
From PWG Threemendous III. In what I assume was an attempt to play off of the match from FEAR, Nick hits Rick Knox with the ladder during this match. Why a referee was standing on the apron during a ladder match doesn’t make much sense to me. I bring this up because in a match that was filled with wild, violent highspots, this was the first one to take me out of the zone. And from that point on, I wasn’t able to get back into the zone. The moment I realized that the match was starting to wear on my was when, after Future Shock double perplexed Nick off a ladder through a table and everyone was down, the SSB didn’t try to win the match. Rather, they set up tables and ladders for another spot. While exciting for the crowd in attendance, that’s extremely tedious for me, watching at home, 18 minutes into the match. Now I feel like the champs don’t care whether or not they retain their titles. And they’re underdog champs! So rather than give this match a cohesive narrative, like the SSB desperately trying to hold on to their titles while the other four happily inflict crazy highspot violence around them, we just got spot after spot, with no reason or rhyme, for over 20 minutes. The only thing resembling a coherent story is that Knox returned at the end of the match to knock the Jacksons to the floor and hit a dive onto them, giving the SSB a win by a stroke of luck and a bad decision on Nick’s part at 23:57. Points for all the mayhem, but a classic match this is not. The following January, the Smash Bros lost the tag titles in the opening round of the DDT4 tag tournament to Brian Cage & Michael Elgin, who lost the belts later in the night to the Young Bucks. ***½
I’m a little worried, because of how much Cagematch loves the Young Bucks, that a lot of these entries will be focused on them as well as the tag team being spotlit. Hopefully that’s not the case too often. As for the SSB, they were a competent, reliable tag team through the 2010s, though based on what I’ve seen here I’m not surprised that their ceiling was reached a while ago.