September 30, 2021 – Newham, London
Trent Seven & Tyler Bate def. Ashton Smith & Oliver Carter
I liked this a great deal. Did I need the bit where Symbiosis came out and then Dave Mastiff & Jack Starz fought them to the back? No, but this show wants to prove it has a real tag team division. By my count there are at least 7 teams, with a couple makeshift ones on top of that, so yeah, it has one. You don’t need to interrupt perfectly good matches to make that point. Carter & Smith did the cool stuff they’ve been doing in all their matches lately, and Mustache Mountain was more than capable of making that stuff look even cooler. Carter got wrecked by a clothesline from Bate into a dragon suplex for Seven, giving Mustache Mountain the win at 9:58. ***
Jinny runs down Emilia McKenzie in front of Meiko Satomura. She thinks that the protege/mentor relationship is pathetic. McKenzie doesn’t care, so Jinny is going to make her care. Just do McKenzie vs. Satomura already! Then, Nina Samuels interviews Mastiff & Starz backstage and it’s (deliberately) awkward. She steals the spotlight to complain about Amale and Blair Davenport. This is a good use of her.
Dani Luna def. Xia Brookside
I would not have been mad had this been a few minutes longer. They delivered the match they promised last week, a very simple strength vs. speed and technique match. Brookside lost her cool, so a level-headed Luna was almost always in control. Luna hit a Fireman’s Carry Powerbomb for the win at 5:37. Brookside is a poor sport after the match. **¾
Stevie Turner yells at Sid Scala for allowing Davenport’s rampage. She encourages him to reinstate her so that she can put an end to it. Then, Sam Gradwell talks trash about Mark Andrews, so Andrews attacks him with his deck.
Charlie Dempsey def. Josh Morrell
WWE is addicted to signing second-generation wrestlers and allergic to acknowledging it. It’s so weird! It’s pretty astounding how much this guy looks like William Regal. As usual, Morrell shows he’s essentially a perfect jobber, making Dempsey look great while throwing in just enough flash of his own on the way to losing. This was a great debut for Dempsey. He showed off a lot of British-style offense, blending a Billy Robinson moveset with modern speed and agility. I have very high hopes for him. He bent Morrell’s heel to the back of his head to get the submission win at 6:14. ***
A-Kid and Ilya Dragunov sit down to discuss their upcoming match. A-Kid was very impressed that Dragunov beat WALTER. But he thinks that Dragunov is vulnerable now, because he was too focused on training to fight just one man, and because of his temper. Dragunov says that being NXT UK champion requires more than tricks and technique; it requires pain, struggle and will. Yeah, this was very good, especially considering that neither guy speaks English as his native language.
We also get a decent package hyping Noam Dar vs. Wolfgang in the Heritage Cup contender tournament final next week. If Dar loses, I riot. Jinny vs. McKenzie and Gradwell vs. Andrews are next week also. I think the NXT UK title match is the week after that.
Joe Coffey def. Jordan Devlin
This is sort of a bronze medal match, as these two lost high profile matches to A-Kid and Rampage Brown, who then fought each other (and Nathan Frazer *sigh*) for a shot at Dragunov. This match was good, but I thought it would be very good, so I came away disappointed. It felt like they were moving at a fraction of the speed that they’re capable of, and that might be because they were building to a goofy finish anyway. Mark Coffey distracted the referee so he (and Devlin) didn’t seen Wolfgang holding Joe’s arm to block the Devlin Side. If you didn’t have Mark popping up on the apron, that’d be some quality heeling. But as it is, it just feels like a million other times we’ve seen interference in the last 10 years. Coffey came back with AwRaBestFurThaBells for the win at 11:39. ***
Had the main event delivered, this would have been the best episode of this show in forever. As it is, it’s the rare case of the undercard being more fun than the main event on NXT UK.