We’re back to the Superstar Picks part of this cycle. Recently I guessed that we only had one cycle left before they started running shows again, but the July tapings were cancelled yesterday so it’s going to be at least two more cycles. Sigh. Oh, this is the 100th episode of this show by the way.
July 23, 2006 – Indianapolis, Indiana
Finlay def. William Regal {WWE United States Championship Match}
Sam Gradwell picked this one. I had assumed that he wasn’t on the roster anymore, as he’s been out of action for well over a year. When he revealed this as his pick, I thought he was choosing the WCW dark match version. Instead we got this, which was already easy to find on the Network. This had a lot of Hornswoggle popping up to cause problems for Regal. Both wrestlers are heels, which causes issues for the commentators who can’t figure out which wrestler each one of them should root for. This got solid marks at the time, but it was all punches, kicks, and interference from the yet-to-be-named Hornswoggle. No idea why they needed more than ten minutes to tell this heatless (save for a boring chant that the commentators tried to explain away) story. Finlay won when he hit Regal with his own boot and rolled up him with his feet on the ropes at 13:49. **
A heavily bearded Noam Dar asks for competition. He doesn’t have to wrestle, he’s happy to take on the roster in virtual eating contests or board games. Felt more like the ramblings of a madman than a heel being a jerk. Later, he brushes his teeth and says he feels sorry for whoever faces him after all this.
November 28, 2018 – Birmingham, West Midlands
Rhea Ripley def. Toni Storm {NXT UK Women’s Championship Match}
This was Piper Niven’s pick. Ripley’s theme music from back then was just awful. Johnny Saint emerges from his Twitter cocoon to present the title to the inaugural champion. The crowd was really shocked by the finish here, probably in part because everyone assumed Storm would win, but also because it felt like they had a few minutes left in them and the finish felt kind of abrupt. Ripley looked very dominant, and I’m hoping the inevitable rematch gets a bit more time as this match only went just under ten minutes (it did and it was better than this. Storm did get injured in this match, which is probably why her selling was so good, but Ripley has said that the plan was always for her to win the match on this day. Well not always, but they’d decided it something like a week before this. Despite the injury, I think this match is underrated by most, though as I mentioned above the finish is a bit flat. Ripley won in 9:16 with the Riptide. ***½
Aoife Valkyrie hangs out in the wilderness and talks about a transformation in NXT UK. She’s ready for us to witness the rise. The effects in this video were like nothing else WWE does.
August 29, 1992 – Brent, London
The British Bulldog def. Bret Hart {WWF Intercontinental Championship Match}
Amir Jordan chose this match. Surprisingly, they showed the whole match. The story here is great, as Hart is immediately overwhelmed by Bulldog’s power and relies almost entirely on a chinlock to slow the freight train down. A match like this really only works when the crowd is as rabid as this one is, because it’s the only thing that keeps the chinlocks from getting boring. For his part, Bulldog ran into trouble in the match when he went on autopilot. Sometimes it was okay, like when he press slammed Hart accidentally into the ropes rather than onto the mat, but other times it went poorly, like when they collapsed together on the mat and Hart locked in the Sharpshooter. Sometimes classics are classics for a reason, and this is one of those times. Bulldog blocked a sunset flip and pinned Hart for the win and the title at 25:11, about five minutes of which was cut out here. ****½
Next week it’s NXT UK’s Most Brilliant again, featuring Pete Dunne vs. Tyler Bate from Chicago.