May 8, 2007 – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Armando Alejandro Estrada tells Bobby Lashley to leave or else he’ll be arrested. Lashley rolls Estrada’s (still in a wheelchair) into a pile of garbage, then lets the cops arrest him.
Marcus Cor Von def. CM Punk
Remember when I said it might not have been MCV’s fault that his match against Rob Van Dam was so bad due to the fact that RVD’s subsequent match against Elijah Burke was also bad? Well I take that back, because MCV’s match against Punk here is also bad. So my new thesis is that everyone on this show mostly sucks. This felt crazy long at almost ten minutes, and existed only to affirm that Elijah Burke and MCV are on the same page and to get a Burke cheap shot in. It definitely didn’t need that long to establish so little. *
Snitsky def. Sandman
Total squash, done in under a minute. N/A
Extreme Expose dance. Whatever, okay. Elijah Burke wants Matt Striker to watch as he faces one of the guys who beat him last week. MCV won thanks to Burke earlier, so Striker needs to learn how to win too.
Elijah Burke def. Brian Major
Another match, another squash. The commentary team was a bit too honest about how geeky the Major Brothers are in real life. It’s nice when wrestlers are relatable, but only if they’re also dominant in the ring. Hit me up if you disagree. N/A
Kevin Thorn & Ariel are back to their witchy ways, looking at tarot cards and saying nothing of interest.
Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon & Umaga def. Rob Van Dam {ECW Championship Handicap Match}
This wasn’t quite as boring and ridiculous as the PPV handicap title match, mostly because it was shorter, because it was structured slightly better (less of Shane keeping the opponent in a hold for a long time), and because it’s easier to believe that these three could confound RVD than it is to believe they’d do the same to Lashley. They still managed to botch the finish, as McMahon pulled RVD’s shoulder up and the ref called him on it. Get this guy outta here. *¾