May 19, 2009 – Cincinnati, Ohio
Jack Swagger starts the show in the ring with a chat. He’s protesting the Judgment Day finish. Tiffany comes out and tells Swagger that they can talk about his issues in her office. Swagger still won’t leave and he calls her a temp. Tiffany threatens to never give him another title match. Swagger relents. Tiffany introduces Christian while Swagger is still walking up the ramp, so Swagger shoves him off of it, hurting the champ’s leg.
Christian def. Paul Burchill
Matt Striker actually says out loud that Christian should lose on purpose. What’s the point of even having the match if Christian can just lose without consequence? Josh Matthews does a terrible job trying to argue against it. The match is pretty boring, even with a built-in story at their disposal. Burchill is just not good. Christian won at 7:46 with the Killswitch. After the match, Christian knowingly pisses off Swagger by giving Tommy Dreamer one last shot at the title. Really makes me wish Dreamer had beaten Mark Henry the week before. **
In the back, Tiffany gives Swagger the rest of the night off.
Zack Ryder def. Adam Green
Woo woo woo… squash. Ryder wins in 1:58 with the Zack Attack. That move sucks. N/A
Vladimir Kozlov cuts another unintelligible promo. Why was he rocking the hammer & sickle? Was the idea that he wanted to bring back the USSR? Was it ever addressed?
David Hart Smith def. Finlay
Smith had said earlier that he’s better than his father ever was and it got less heat than I would have expected. This got a metric fuckton of time. Too much time, maybe, as there was no shortage of rest holds. It started to feel like a parody of a match after a while. Smith got the win by hitting Finlay with a Natalya’s shoe and then hitting a back suplex at 14:48 (shown). I think this was around the time that this show started airing live after Smackdown tapings, so I understand that they couldn’t really clip down matches like this. But I sure wish there had been a way because the live version of this show was 10-15 minutes longer on average than the taped version and I just hate that. *½
Earlier, Dreamer’s title shot was set for Superstars in two days. I’m never going to finish this series if I have to keep watching Superstars matches.
May 21, 2009 – Cincinnati, Ohio
It’s funny, because Superstars matches were taped over multiple nights, the commentators wouldn’t call out what town they were in and I suppose they just hoped that viewers wouldn’t notice that the crowd was different.
Christian nc. Tommy Dreamer {ECW Championship Match}
Presumably this was taped right after ECW. This was pretty much exactly like Christian’s last match against Dreamer. Not in that they worked the exact same match, because they didn’t. But in that it was up there with Dreamer’s best singles matches in WWE (this one was a little better than the last even) and then Swagger came out at the end and spoiled it. I wouldn’t have put the title on Dreamer on Superstars either, but I would like to just see a match between Christian and Dreamer that got to end. ***¼