February 10, 2016 – Los Angeles, California
Kobra Moon def. Bengala
This was pretty much a squash for Thunder Rosa’s alter ego. Bengala hit a couple headbutts but that was pretty much it. Moon won with a dragon sleeper in 2:47. *½
Fenix demands another match against King Cuerno, and he shoots her a threat while he’s at it. Then, Aerostar tells a half naked shaman that he needs to unite the seven tribes to stop disaster. The shaman’s kid is skeptical that he’ll succeed. Back at the Temple, Catrina is upset that Cuerno didn’t finish off Fenix. Cuerno threatens to cash in his title shot, but Catrina distracts him with a non-title match against Fenix to put him down.
Jack Evans def. Drago
This was kind of silly. It was heavily choreographed and Evans overselling was absurd. I usually love overselling, but flipping in the air because of a slap from Drago is dumb. The commentary was also trash, with Matt Striker saying that whoever hits a high-risk move first having a distinct advantage being about as insightful as saying that whoever uses a foreign object gets disqualified. The finish was also bad, as Evans got his crazy backslide for the win, but they had to switch to a camera that was deep in Evans’ crotch because Drago’s shoulder was all the way off the mat. Match went 7:23. Blah. *
Texano is hanging out on a ranch. He still has unfinished business with Chavo Guerrero. Like PJ Black and Kobra Moon, he also winds up having to beat up a couple of random luchadors, this time in a bar. Is this why Aerostar needs to unite the tribes? Because nameless luchadors are attacking people in public? Maybe we’ll find out. At the Temple, Catrina confronts Prince Puma. She says Konnan’s last words in the casket were, ‘forgive me.” I actually forgot that Konnan got casketed in season 1. Does that mean his character is dead?
Fenix def. King Cuerno {Last Luchador Standing Match}
I suppose this made this Cuerno’s signature match. I liked the dynamic of Cuerno hitting power moves to put Fenix down, and Fenix having to string together high-flying moves and strikes to do the same. I also like that Cuerno told the referee to stop counting Fenix down because his directive wasn’t to win, but to put his opponent on the shelf. But the stipulation disrupted the flow here, as they straight stopped for ten-counts often instead of trying to integrate them more smoothly into the match, as is done in the finer Last Man Standing matches. All in, this was about on the level of the first LLS match. Fenix won when he sent Cuerno off of a ladder through a table at 11:20. ***
The show ends with Captain Vasquez interviewing Cortez Castro, who it turns out is officer Ricky Reyes undercover! Holy shit I love that. He wanted to bring in Dario Cueto when he made his brother Matanza murder Bael, but now he doesn’t know where he is. She’s sending in another officer, and it’s Joey Ryan. But they have to pretend they hate each other when they’re in the Temple. I was feeling like this season was dragging, but undercover cops just pulled me back in!