History of the wXw Championship | Part 2 | Everyweight

We’ve already seen the birth (or as close to it as is available) of Germany’s darling wrestling fed. Now let’s take a look at its growth and eventual brush against the 2020 pandemic. The title is no longer under weight class restrictions, and the company wasted little time in bringing in some skilled small fellas to give the belt some shine. 

October 2, 2010 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Big Van Walter def. Zack Sabre Jr. {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From Hate’s F*ckin Birthday Party. That’s exactly how the show name is written on Highspots. The crowd chants Die Walter Die, but I assume since this is in Germany they simply mean The Walter, The. The audio mixing is terrible again, with the commentary blaring loud and the ring noise super quiet. This was shockingly unimpressive. Walter was far from what he’d become, doing little more than Vader stuff plus a couple of kicks. I was quite looking forward to this match and it amounted to some anemic back and forth wrestling and a finish that basically came out of nowhere. Walter hit the Jon Woo and a powerbomb for the win at 15:07. **¾ 

January 15, 2011 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Daisuke Sekimoto def. Big Van Walter {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From Back to the Roots X. This was also quite a bit different than modern WALTER matches (until the finish), but unlike the last match this one had a story and was a fun homage to BJW Strong matches. That means we saw escalating feats of strength from both guys, which got to be very impressive the closer we got to the finish. Walter through everything he had at Sekimoto, but none of it was enough to put the challenger down. Sekimoto came back with a pair of German suplexes for the win at 23:58. Walter won the title back a few months later at a BJW house show in Japan. The match was filmed and released but it’s very hard to find and I just wasn’t a good enough sleuth. ***¾ 

May 19, 2012 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

El Generico def. Big Van Walter {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From Dead End XII. Generico won the 16 Carat Gold tournament to get this shot. Generico was a great foil for this-period Walter. His selling was better than Sabre’s (a man of comparable size), his bouncy style worked better to emphasize Walter’s strength, and he was much better at this point in his career at conveying a comeback story. It was weird to see him absorb a few big chops before going down, but Walter chops aren’t the same as WALTER chops so that was really a matter of me getting over my expectations. The crowd was crazy jazzed to see Generico end Walter’s year-long reign, which made for a very satisfying pop to cap things off. Generico hit the big boot, the Half & Half Suplex, and a brainbuster to win at 17:04. ***¾ 

August 12, 2012 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Axel Tischer def. El Generico, Karsten Beck, and Bad Bones {wXw World Unified Championship Four Way Match}
From Fan Appreciation Weekend. The fans didn’t seem to appreciate the first of this match, standing silently as all four guys brawled through the building. They got more into it as Beck started cheating and the other three started finding ways to fight through his cheating. Bones and Generico did their best to give the action a sense of urgency. But mostly the match was just chaotic, disconnected moves. On the bright side, there were no lulls once things got back to the ring. Tischer hit Beck with a Death Valley Driver for the win at 16:37. **¾ 

June 1, 2013 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Tommy End def. Axel Tischer {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From Dead End XIII. Tischer hit an avalanche Death Valley Driver like thirty seconds into this match, which is wild. But then they spent a bunch of time doing boring stuff on the floor so my hopes of that insane pacing continuing throughout the match were dashed. After ten or so minutes of really boring stuff, they started doing what I assume would be the makeup of a Takeover match between them would look like. End locked Tischer in a dragon sleeper for the win and the title at 17:18. ***¼ 

July 27, 2014 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Big Daddy Walter def. Tommy End {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From Fans Appreciation Night. A nice jump in production occurred during End’s title reign. The ring looks a lot more professional and the video is far more clear and resolute. Resolved? The video resolution is better. This headlined over matches with a lot of Dragon Gate participation, so that’s nice for these two. Walter has dumped the singlet and is at what I believe is his peak chubbiness here. This was fun in the same way that all Walter matches are fun, and it didn’t stray from the formula that makes them work. Walter more or less destroyed End the whole match. End got a bit of a comeback but there was more drama around him surviving than him ever coming close to winning. He kicked out of a huge powerbomb and flipped off Walter, but then got clotheslined out of his boots and lost the title at 18:33. Walter is inevitable. ***½ 

January 17, 2015 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Karsten Beck def. Big Daddy Walter {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From Back To The Roots XIV. Walter had just wrestled in an eight-man tag street fight, after which he was confronted by new wXw investor Vince Russo. Russo brought out Beck, who goaded Walter into a title match. Even after the street fight, Walter almost puts Beck away quickly, but Russo and Sha Samuels interfere and Russo counts the pin after belt shot from Samuels at 2:19. I will never understand why companies with anti-WWE fans bring in guys like Russo or even why they do Russo era-inspired angles. ½*

August 28, 2015 – Hammerbrook, Hamburg

John Klinger def. Karsten Beck {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From Fan Appreciation Night – Hamburg. Klinger is Bad Bones. We’re not into the English commentary with Alan Counihan era of wXw. No more run ins from guys I can’t identify! I can’t hate on this match too much because the crowd was going insane for just about everything in it, so clearly they got what they wanted. But it was very long for the kind of work that went into it. This was a very basic heel being a heel and babyface being not much of anything kind of main event. Eventually, Beck’s crew cheated and got sent to the back, but Klinger still had trouble putting Beck away. In the end he caught the champ with a roll up for the win at 26:09. ***

August 29, 2015 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Karsten Beck def. John Klinger and AJ Styles {wXw World Unified Championship Triple Threat Match}
From Fan Appreciation Night – Oberhausen, the very next night. I wish people would stop saying that matches are “a main event anywhere in the world,” when almost nobody outside of Germany has heard of two of the three guys in the match. One star does not make a main event anywhere. Speaking of one star, Styles is notoriously religious and in the front row there’s a fan wearing a shirt that says “There Is No God.” Presumably the back says “And the Cage Wasn’t 30 Feet,” and if that’s the case I would like one please and thank you. Speaking of Styles, this is a guy known for having one of the most innovative triple threat matches of all time with Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels in TNA and yet this match didn’t make use of any innovation. There was a lot of one-guy-down-two-guys-fight stuff and while the moves started being strung together more quickly, they involved all three guys so few times you could count the instances on one hand. In the end, Klinger knocked Styles to the floor and Beck snuck up and caught him with a piledriver basically out of nowhere at 17:12. It wasn’t boring and it wrapped things up in an appropriate amount of time, but damn if I already can’t remember a lot of it as I type this paragraph. ***

March 12, 2016 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Jurn Simmons def. Absolute Andy, John Klinger, and Karsten Beck {wXw World Unified Championship Four Way Match}
From the eleventh annual 16 Carat Gold. As the match starts, Alan says there’s no time for introductions. Then what were those long introductions I just sat through? Andy has wrenches on his tights but apparently his nickname is something to do with pliers? I know they’re similar, but that’s embarrassing. This was originally set to be Beck vs. Klinger and Andy, but Simmons connived his way into the match by saying that the triple threat would have been a handicap match against Beck. Was Russo still a figurehead? Because that’s flimsy as hell. On the bright side, it pays off because Beck’s heel-aligned compadre Simmons ends up taking the title from him. This built really nicely over the course of a standard sitcom runtime. It started with chaotic brawling, found its footing, and then cranked up the intensity of the bombs thrown as it went. Simmons hit a pair of Sick Kicks and a piledriver on Beck for the win at 24:44. This was far and away the best title change featuring guys the world isn’t all that familiar with. I’m glad I got to see Beck in at least one great match, as he tragically passed away last year. ****

December 10, 2016 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Marty Scurll def. Jurn Simmons and Adam Cole {wXw World Unified Championship Triple Threat Match}
From the 16th Anniversary Show. This was going along well enough, but then Scurll tried to roll up Simmons with a handful of tights but the referee wouldn’t make the count. There are no disqualifications in triple threat matches, so what the hell kind of bull is that? Then, Scurll seemingly begs the referee not to disqualify him. How would that work exactly? This is one reason why title matches, in my opinion, should be fought one-on-one. There’s another stupid moment where Cole has Scurll in a crossface and Simmons in a figure 4 leglock (that isn’t the stupid part; they made that bit work), and then Scurll gets to the ropes so Cole lets go of the holds on both guys. The commentators don’t even know what to make of that. There’s also a bit where the referee accosts Cole and Scurll for using foreign objects, but again that’s dumb as hell. In the end, Scurll makes Cole tap to the Crossface Chicken Wing at 21:09. I did not care for this at all. The action moved quickly but there were so many stupid moments that I couldn’t get over. **½ 

Axel Dieter Jr. def. Marty Scurll {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
Immediately after Scurll’s title win, Christian Michael Jakobi comes out and tells him that he’ll be defending his title immediately. Dieter attacks Scurll from behind. Scurll puts up a bit of a fight but Jakobi gets involved and Dieter makes him tap to the Crossface Chicken Wing at 2:23. Though it wasn’t at all made clear why Dieter was the chosen one to screw Scurll, for a Money in the Bank ripoff match this at least had a bit of drama. **

March 11, 2017 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Jurn Simmons def. Axel Dieter Jr. {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From the twelfth annual 16 Carat Gold. There’s more stupid main event crap right out of the gate here, as Jakobi gets wiped out on the floor so the referee stops refereeing the match to make sure he gets sent to the back. Why would a referee ever pay more attention to an injured non-wrestler on the floor than on what’s happening in the ring? So the interference can happen! So dumb. Ringkampf rushes in and brawls with Absolute Andy & Marius Al-Ani. Once the extras left the ring the idiocy left along with them. Simmons and Dieter had a hot crowd fuel their main event bomb exchange, and it more or less worked for me. The long term story arc of former heel champions who used piledriver finishers becoming babyfaces once more dastardly heels (Dieter in this case) emerged is one I like. Simmons’ second piledriver was enough to win the title at 23:23. ***¼ 

August 5, 2017 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

John Klinger def. Jurn Simmons and Ilja Dragunov {wXw World Unified Championship Triple Threat Match}
From Fight Forever. Dragunov won the 16 Carat Gold tournament to get this title shot and Klinger won the Shortcut to the Top, which is a Royal Rumble ripoff. Seems unfair to both guys to have them use their big wins at the same time in a three way. This one saved all it’s stupid for the end, which is really frustrating because they were having a great match until the last few minutes. They came up with so many interesting spots involving all three guys that I was ready to sing the praises of this match for a while. But then Avalanche ran out to beat up Dragunov and take him to the back. And then Klinger’s stable came out for an 8-on-1 beatdown on Simmons. The most frustrating thing was that they spent half the match building (quite well) to a table spot, but all the drama was sapped from the payoff when the spot ended up being a gang using it to attack Simmons. Klinger pinned the champ with one finger to win at 22:42. ***¼ 

March 10, 2018 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Ilja Dragunov def. John Klinger and WALTER {wXw World Unified Championship Triple Threat Match}
From the thirteenth 16 Carat Gold. This was supposed to be WALTER vs. Klinger, but somehow WALTER was able to add Dragunov to the match. Not sure why he’d do that, but then there’s a chance watching shows beyond those with title changes on them might help flesh things out. Oh well. WALTER and Dragunov (with some help from Avalanche) clear Klinger’s stable from ringside as the match begins. To the shock of absolutely no one, a match featuring Dragunov and WALTER is terrific. The icing on the cake is that Klinger was incorporated incredibly well into their strong style shtick. He had his bag of dirtbag tricks and they more or less teamed up to beat the crap out of him whenever it was convenient to do so. I’m really glad that Dragunov pinned the champion, because he’d already beaten WALTER in the finals of the 16 Carat Gold tournament the year before and didn’t have anything left to prove on that front. He hit Klinger with the Torpedo Moskau, the Burning Hammer, and another Torpedo Moskau for the win at 20:35. This put me in such a good mood that I reviewed every WALTER vs. Ilja Dragunov singles match for this bonus popup review. ****¼ 

August 4, 2018 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Absolute Andy def. Ilja Dragunov {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From the fourth Shortcut to the Top. I haven’t mentioned this, but wXw has dubbed over every entrance with generic rock music. That is, except for during Dragunov’s entrance here, which is dubbed over with what sounds like an Ace of Base tribute band with a dubstep drop. What in the booger hell is that? And god help me, another Andy match. At the very least it looks like he’s adopted something resembling a personality in the intervening years. He won 16 Carat Gold to earn this shot. Working as a heel works better for him, as Dragunov can carry the drama of the match through his animated expressions. I dug a lot of this, though it was longer than it needed to be. They brawled on the floor a lot, but unlike most indie matches in which that happens they kept that brawling entertaining. The finish only half worked. It saw Dragunov scare the referee out of his way to hit a suicide dive, which was neat. But then the referee inexplicably disappeared for the final spot of the match, in which Andy blocked another suicide dive with a chair shot and then hit a Dominator for the win at 22:35. ***¼ 

March 9, 2019 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Bobby Gunns def. Absolute Andy {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From the fourteenth 16 Carat Gold. During Andy’s reign, he injured his shoulder and had to miss a three-way match against Dragunov and Shortcut to the Top winner Gunns. So they made that match an interim championship match between the challengers instead. After taking a couple weeks off, Andy beat Dragunov to reconsolidate the championship. And now this. The crowd was hot for this. But the massive fault in chanting fans vs. cheering fans is on full display here as there was always a lot of noise but the fans didn’t actually react to what was happening in the match. Rather than cheering for Gunns or booing Andy, they just loudly chanted the exact same thing throughout the whole match. It actually made the noise sound canned. The commentators treat it like a good thing, but it’s making the match less interesting to me. They did their best to give this an epic vibe, though Andy just isn’t an epic wrestler. The final minutes were starting to annoy me because they were so repetitive, seeing Andy dupe the referee into taking the title belt from him so he could hit low blows, only to be thwarted in various ways. But things came together in a fun way when Gunns blocked a low blow with his legs and injured Andy’s arm, and then later the referee blatantly ignored a low blow from Gunns (in retaliation for Andy’s poor treatment of him) and then Gunns wrapped things up with an armbreaker at 26:10. Annoying crowd crap aside, major points for creativity here. ***¼ 

May 10, 2019 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Timothy Thatcher def. Bobby Gunns {wXw World Unified Championship Match}
From the fifth World Tag Team Festival. The chants are back again, and they don’t even make any sense. They just sing Winter Wonderland but replace the word winter with Thatcher. Fucking why?! Luckily, the power of Thatcher’s babyface fire gets them out of chanting mode and into cheering mode. I want to see Thatcher as a babyface in NXT so badly now. Gunns busted him open early and he played up the panic of possibly having a broken nose perfectly. From there, Gunns switched between two techniques working for him: rabidly attacking Thatcher from different angles and mimicking WALTER. Thatcher responded with blocks and counters wherever he could find them, and his perseverance paid off as he was able to lock a choke in deep for the win at 25:13. This was pretty incredible. ****¼ 

December 14, 2019 – Oberhausen, North Rhine-Westphalia

Bobby Gunns def. Timothy Thatcher, David Starr, and Ilja Dragunov {wXw World Unified Championship Four Way}
From the 19th Anniversary Show. This was originally going to be a three way between Thatcher, Gunns, and Starr, but wXw authority figure Beck worked out a deal with WWE for 2020 and one condition of that deal was Dragunov joining this match. Starr hates WWE and thus Dragunov, so there’s heat to start. I don’t know what the rest of the WWE deal was meant to be, but wXw started popping up on WWE Network, which is why I’m reviewing this title lineage at all. That’s kind of a fun note on which to end this review. Thatcher is wearing really nerdy board shorts while everyone else is in their signature speedos. Dragunov’s WWE era fitness is in stark contrast to how he looked when he was a wXw regular. This was a ton of chaotic fun. The match mostly focused on Dragunov and Starr going at each other, but Thatcher’s King of Babyface shtick brought a lot of energy to the match too. It must have been warm in that ring because everyone was working snug. The finish was a little goofy, as a bunch of heels ran out to distract Starr, which had the knock-on effect of Gunns being able to hit Thatcher with the Emerald Frosion for the win at 16:38. ****

wXw continued to run shows through the next 16 Carat Gold tournament in March 2020 before the pandemic swept the planet. At 16 Carat Gold, Gunns beat Starr in Starr’s second to last ever wrestling match before being chased out of the industry as a sexual abuser. From there, wXw produced Shotgun and We Love Wrestling, weekly shows in front of no crowd, and Catch Grand Prix, another crowdless show that streamed daily in the fall. They’ve also put on a couple of marquee shows, also in front of no fans, so I’d say they’ve done a solid job of weathering Germany’s COVID restrictions all things considered.