From the peak of WWF PPV we now begin a very slow descent, beginning with Steve Austin’s heel run (leading into his retirement). After quick nostalgia runs for Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker, a shift was made to focusing on best bout machines like Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, and Eddie Guerrero, as well a freakish new upstart.
September 23, 2001 – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Kurt Angle def. Steve Austin {WWF Championship Match}
From the third Unforgiven. They beat the living crap out of each other here. The match was terrific, the atmosphere was crazy in Angle’s favor, and the post-match was a feel-good moment that the crowd clearly really needed. This match came two weeks after 9/11, and they played Angle’s underdog American story well. The positioning of the WWF as the defending entity under attack made it feel powerful when the Rock came out to show Angle his respect after the match. Great stuff, and an underrated moment in WWE history. It was also the first time in years that the title changed hands in a match between two guys with no interference. Everyone remembers their SummerSlam match, but this had a finish and while it seems jingoistic in hindsight, it’s no Ultimate Warrior tearing a foreign flag dressed in red white and blue. Angle won in 23:54. ****¼
October 8, 2001 – Indianapolis, Indiana
Steve Austin def. Kurt Angle {WWF Championship Match}
From Raw 437. This was very much a TV version of what they were doing on PPV, appropriately I suppose. I’ll hand it to Angle for bringing his brilliant nuances to even Raw main events. But the lazy William Regal heel turn interference finish at 17:21 was a boring way to get the back belt on Austin now that Angle’s American Resilience run was over. ***¾
December 9, 2001 – San Diego, California
Chris Jericho def. Steve Austin {WWF Undisputed Championship Match}
From the inaugural Vengeance. I was enjoying this quite a bit for a while. They’d both wrestled a match already and were showing the effects here, though beat on each other viciously regardless. But then it devolved into unearned finisher-theft and lame interference, and ended because Booker T hit Austin with a title belt at 12:31. Jericho unified the WCW and WWF titles here, creating the first Undisputed Championship (a moniker only needed for the period after the main title is disputed), ***
March 17, 2002 – Toronto, Ontario
Triple H def. Chris Jericho {WWF Undisputed Championship Match}
From WrestleMania X-8. This wasn’t outright bad, but a lot of Stephanie McMahon’s interference was poorly timed and it killed the crowd. Both guys worked hard but they didn’t put together anything all that interesting. Triple H hitting his wife with a Pedigree was a pretty weak pillar for a match in hindsight. He won the title at 18:43. ***
April 21, 2002 – Kansas City, Missouri
Hulk Hogan def. Triple H {WWF Undisputed Championship Match}
From the fourth Backlash. This was so bad that WWF changed their name after it. It slowed down after just a few minutes and then lasted an eternity. The crowd was so quiet (except when they were booing the babyface Triple H) that the commentators had to make weak excuses for it. Chris Jericho’s interference was worthless but for the fact that the match was dying anyway. Undertaker’s interference was at least interesting, as he wanted to give Hogan the win but Hogan wouldn’t take it… but then Hogan hit a leg drop on the unconscious Triple H at 22:00 so he ended up using Undertaker’s help after all. *¾
May 19, 2002 – Nashville, Tennessee
The Undertaker def. Hulk Hogan {WWE Undisputed Championship Match}
From the third Judgment Day. WWF lost in court to the World Wildlife Fund and changed their name to WWE. It took me and most of the world a long time to get used to saying WWE, but it’s been this way for 18 years now and I currently have trouble remembering to type WWF when appropriate. Thankfully, Undertaker wrestled a more aggressive style here than when they did this thing ten years earlier. Even at half the length of the Backlash match this could have been a minute or two shorter and the Vince McMahon interference was pointless. But this wasn’t the debacle that Backlash was, so that’s a win. Undertaker won at 11:20, ending Hogan’s final world championship reign. **½
July 21, 2002 – Detroit, Michigan
The Rock def. The Undertaker and Kurt Angle {WWE Undisputed Championship Triple Threat Match}
From the second Vengeance. A little too much finisher theft for my taste in this one, but that’s my only complaint of a great match. What’s the psychology behind finisher theft in a triple threat match? Who are you psyching out, exactly? What is the Rock proving by hitting a little chokeslam on the Undertaker? It doesn’t track. That said, this was a wild one by every other metric and a nice change of pace after a series of meandering title changes with too much interference. The finish was especially great, as everyone was desperate to go for pins and break up pins and Undertaker just couldn’t get to the Rock fast enough to stop him from pinning Angle at 19:47. ****
August 25, 2002 – Uniondale, New York
Brock Lesnar def. The Rock {WWE Undisputed Championship Match}
From the 15th SummerSlam. Lesnar was a force of nature that the Rock could not stop. The crowd was in the bag for the challenger here, and the Rock showed that he was cracking thanks to Brock’s resilience and the loss of his own fans. Heyman’s interference here was unnecessary, but everyone seemed to dig when Rock got revenge by putting him through an announce table. Lesnar hit the F5 for the win at 15:58. ***¾
November 17, 2002 – New York, New York
The Big Show def. Brock Lesnar {WWE Championship Match}
From the 16th annual Survivor Series. Lesnar brought the title to Smackdown exclusively, so
Raw dusted off the Big Gold Belt
and made this belt disputed again. Show definitely excelled in a short match like this. The whole match was Lesnar hitting suplexes, hitting his finisher, getting double crossed, and getting pinned at 4:23. It was exactly what it needed to be in the time it needed to be. I was so upset when I watched this 18 years ago that I smoked half a pack of cigarettes (and quit smoking like two days later), and in hindsight that’s a testament to how invested I was in the angle. ***
December 15, 2002 – Sunrise, Florida
Kurt Angle def. The Big Show {WWE Championship Match}
From the third Armageddon. This was less good than I remembered. Big Show controlled a lot, so the match was slow and felt long, even at just 12:36. The interference at the end was absurd; A-Train came out for no reason and what he did resulted in nothing. The referee was knocked out by minimal contact for a ridiculous amount of time. Brock Lesnar’s F5 led directly to the finish, meaning Big Show was down for a 60-count when he lost. I very much disliked this. *¾
March 30, 2003 – Seattle, Washington
Brock Lesnar def. Kurt Angle {WWE Championship Match}
From WrestleMania XIX. Lesnar KO’ing himself and stunting the finish isn’t the only thing that came off worse in hindsight than it did 17 years ago. The exhausted crowd wasn’t interested in main event mat wrestling and didn’t come back to life until the final few minutes of the match. Angle also controlled a ton of this match, which was irritating in a WrestleMania blow off main event featuring Brock fuggin’ Lesnar. Not the classic I remembered, but still good and nobody interfered. Lesnar somehow fought through falling on his head while going for a Shooting Star Press and hit the F5 to win back the title at 21:07. ***¾
July 27, 2003 – Denver, Colorado
Kurt Angle def. Brock Lesnar and The Big Show {WWE Championship Triple Threat Match}
From the third Vengeance. The two-in-one-out bits here were well-enough earned, as was the blood. From there they amped up the action and only used Big Show sparingly for feats of strength. The finish was a little flat because Angle hitting the Angle Slam on each opponent to win the title at 17:38 just didn’t feel like the culmination of the match, but rather a step on the way to it. ***¾
September 16, 2003 – Raleigh, North Carolina
Brock Lesnar def. Kurt Angle {WWE Championship Iron Man Match}
From Smackdown 212. What made this match great was the way Lesnar worked the rules. After the precedent of Triple H cheating late in his Iron Man match was established, Lesnar did the same but early on. From there he used every dirty trick to exploit the format. My favorite was the way he used his strength to make the most of a ref bump; Angle couldn’t get a point off of a pin but moments later Brock hit him with the title belt and then threw the referee by his waistband into position to count a pin. I also really liked Angle losing a fall to a superplex during a commercial break just to subvert expectations. The magic ended with tragedy, as Angle seemed poised to use Lesnar’s own nefarious tactics against him as he came back, but it wasn’t enough to make up the deficit in time. The finish was kind of flat and the crowd wasn’t into it, though. 45:12 were shown of the hour. If this were to air today it would probably be only half of the match shown because of commercials. ****¼
February 15, 2004 – Daly City, California
Eddie Guerrero def. Brock Lesnar {WWE Championship Match}
From the fifth No Way Out. In hindsight, this was a template for the extended Lesnar squashes after his comeback years later, with the difference here being that Guerrero made a slow yet steady comeback to stay alive until he was able to cheat to win the title. I suppose in that regard it was aped as much by WALTER and Tyler Bate as it was by Lesnar and Daniel Bryan. The Goldberg interference was less egregious than I remembered it being, as he attacked Lesnar to stop him from cheating, not just for the hell of it. What was egregious was the referee being knocked out for five straight minutes at the end of the match, even after counting a half conscious near-fall. Very lame. Guerrero won his miracle title at 29:55. ****¼
June 27, 2004 – Norfolk, Virginia
John Bradshaw Layfield def. Eddie Guerrero {WWE Championship Texas Bullrope Match}
This was super boring. Their previous PPV match in which Guerrero retained was completely uninteresting except for Guerrero’s torture porn blade job. This match was completely uninteresting, period. The stipulation was poorly implemented and JBL’s weak attempt to match Guerrero’s face gash shouldn’t have even been a thought conjured by anyone. How can someone be as boring as JBL? He won at 21:11. *½
With Brock Lesnar gone and the Rock quietly bidding a more permanent farewell, WWE went from focusing on these internet darling workhorses to a handful of guys they’d been building.