History of the WWE Championship | Part 3 | Poison

The title of this installment is a pun; let me know if you picked up on it. Let’s see how WWF’s New Generation fared when it came to passing the belt around.

March 20, 1994 – New York, New York

Bret Hart def. Yokozuna {WWF Championship Match}
From WrestleMania X thought their first match was better. It felt tighter and told a more consistent story. Both matches had bad finishes, but this one was almost incomprehensible. Yokozuna loses his balance going for the Banzai Drop and Hart just pins him at 10:38? I don’t care for it one bit and Roddy Piper as ref didn’t do anything to help the match. *¾ 

November 23, 1994 – San Antonio, Texas

Bob Backlund def. Bret Hart {WWF Championship Submission Match Match}
From the eighth annual Survivor Series. This was a great bit of business. Backlund is made credible in middle age by discovering that the crossface chickenwing is lethal, but Hart is an expert who does everything he can to keep Backlund from putting it on. So Backlund spends the match looking for distractions and working the arm in preparation for the hold. It’s pretty incredible that this didn’t get deathly boring. Lots of little things were great too, like Backlund being ready for the Sharpshooter so Hart eventually just said screw it and put on the figure four, and the finish being a throwback to how Backlund lost to Iron Sheik, with the requisite gaga that accompanies every babyface losing the title to a heel. The chickenwing was on probably twice as long as it should have been (10 uninterrupted minutes, almost 1/3 of the match), but I like that Owen Hart convinced his mom to throw in the towel at 35:11. ***½ 

November 26, 1994 – New York, New York

Diesel def. Bob Backlund {WWF Championship Match}
From a house show at MSG, so short that the full match was easily recapped on television later. It’s a ten-second (easy enough to time and see that Vince McMahon’s eight-second claim is wrong) squash after a three-day reign, so what is one supposed to say about it? Backlund was a super weird choice for a paper champion, except in that his reign was like those of the early heel WWWF champions; it was short and quickly dispatched. N/A

November 19, 1995 – Landover, Maryland

Bret Hart def. Diesel {WWF Championship No Disqualification Match}
From the ninth annual Survivor Series. Diesel was kind of useless here. It’s rare that the seams show enough that you can see who is running the show in a match, but Hart might as well have been holding Diesel’s hand. Diesel’s selling came and went and he blatantly got in position for a lot of spots. Hart worked his ass off but it wasn’t enough. The finish was great, and Diesel swearing and having a tantrum after losing the title after getting rolled up at 24:54 was terrific, but this was the case of a match that if it was put on today people would crap all over it. That’s called not standing the test of time. ***

March 31, 1996 – Anaheim, California

Shawn Michaels def. Bret Hart {WWF Championship Iron Man Match}
From WrestleMania XII. One of the things I like about being a wrestling fan is that you can find unintended stories in a match that make you enjoy it more. My problem with this match is the opposite; it’s intended story is that both guys were so pensive about being in a sixty-minute match that they spent the first half of it doing next to nothing. The problem with that is even if it makes sense, it’s boring. The first near-fall legitimately came thirty minutes into the match. You could cut everything from the first half out and have a really memorable WrestleMania main event without losing anything but some extra sweat. As it is, it doesn’t really make sense. Later Iron Man matches have exposed this as wanting. Michaels won in 61:52 (overtime), one fall to nothing with a Superkick. ***¼ 

November 17, 1996 – New York, New York

Sycho Sid def. Shawn Michaels {WWF Championship Match}
From the tenth annual Survivor Series. Sid had so much energy here it’s kind of wild to see. Things tapered off in the middle a bit, but a strong finish (that of course saw the heel cheat blatantly to win the title at 20:02, as per tradition) brought the crowd back to life. It was pretty nutty that the men in the crowd were so behind the evil Sid, but that’s the northeast for you. ***½ 

January 19, 1997 – San Antonio, Texas

Shawn Michaels def. Psycho Sid {WWF Championship Match}
From the 10th Royal Rumble. That was less good, but thankfully shorter. A lot of rest holds made up the middle of the match. The ending was fiery though, with Michaels giving Sid the same as he got at Survivor Series and winning in front of his hometown fans at 13:49. He probably didn’t need to cheat to win, but Sid had it coming for going after Jose Lothario again. **¾ 

February 16, 1997 – Chattanooga, Tennessee

Bret Hart def. Steve Austin, Vader, and The Undertaker {WWF Championship Four Way Elimination Match}
From In Your House: Fatal Four Way, we get the first time (not including the Royal Rumble in ‘92) that the title changed hands in a match involving more than two competitors. Michaels vacated the title due to injury a couple weeks after winning it, prompting conspiracy theories that he just didn’t want to drop the title back to Hart at the upcoming WrestleMania. I don’t like conspiracy theories, except the one that says Hart was in on the Montreal screwjob. I’ll touch on that later. This was a fantastic, wild brawl. Vader’s cut added a lot of urgency to the match, Austin’s obsession with Hart gave it a throughline (and made Hart winning at 24:06 in spite of Austin’s post-elimination interference feel satisfying), and in general the violence was just really fun to watch. ****¼ 

February 17, 1997 – Nashville, Tennessee

Sycho Sid def. Bret Hart {WWF Championship Match}
From Raw 197. Sid seems more motivated when he’s about to win a title. This was mostly punches and kicks, but the finish at 11:55 was very strong. Hart took a wild bump against the ropes and the Austin interference worked well (aside from the actual chair shot looking like a playful bop). ***

March 23, 1997 – Rosemont, Illinois

The Undertaker def. Psycho Sid {WWE Championship No Disqualification Match}
From WrestleMania 13. This was crazy boring, and a weird example of a match where the heel was protected by gratuitous interference, not the babyface. Were we really meant to believe that the Undertaker couldn’t win the championship clean in 1997? The Undertaker? I know Sid is a god, but come on. This was all punches and rest holds before Bret Hart got involved. I’d love to know if there was ever a crowd as quiet for another WrestleMania main event as they were for this one. Rock vs. Cena for the title comes to mind. Undertaker has the distinction of being in two of the top three worst title changes in this belt’s history. He won this one at 21:19. * 

August 3, 1997 – East Rutherford, New Jersey

Bret Hart def. The Undertaker {WWE Championship Match}
From the 10th SummerSlam. To date, as I alluded to above, the Undertaker has dragged all but one of the title matches he’s been in way down. I expected this to be pretty good, but damn it was boring. For all the work they did, this could have been one-third as long. Paul Bearer provided a distraction about halfway through and things finally started picking up, but brevity would have been very beneficial here. The finish worked really well, though, and saw Hart spit on guest referee Michaels and Michaels respond by swinging a chair at Hart but accidentally hitting Undertaker. That gave Hart the title at 28:10 and set up the Michaels/Undertaker feud and the debut of Kane and Hell in a Cell. It’s too bad the match wasn’t as efficient as the finish. ***¼ 

November 9, 1997 – Montreal, Quebec

Shawn Michaels def. Bret Hart {WWE Championship Match}
From the 11th annual Survivor Series. I suppose if you count all the brawling on the floor before the match began then you can call this something of substance. But even then not really, as it felt like they never really got out of first gear. The most interesting thing is to watch the faces of the fans in the crowd and to watch Michaels’ exaggerated, terrible acting job in the face of the supposed screw job. I still think Hart, and thus everyone peripherally involved in the match, was in on it. He made a ton of money in WCW (though he might not have gone had he known what would have happened to Owen Hart and to himself against Goldberg), and the documentary crew filming it all at a time before WWF itself was filming everything backstage just wreaks of a work. Anyway, you know how this went down; Michaels reversed the Sharpshooter and referee Earl Hebner called the match with the aggressive support of Vince McMahon at 12:19, giving the title to Michaels. It’s all pretty tame in the scope of a million other dramatic things that have happened in the ensuing decades. **½ 

Michaels and Hart were lauded for their ring work during this ear, and while that’s well deserved for their title defenses and non-title matches, it isn’t on display here. Their politicking and whining got in the way of their performances when the title was set to change hands. If anything, the bright spot of this era is Sid over delivering well beyond his general ability, as well as the Undertaker evolving from his zombie style to a quicker and more aggressive one.