Back to TNA. It’s 2007 and Christian Cage is the NWA World Champion, a title at the top of TNA for the last five years. The story goes that he didn’t want to defend the title in NWA territories, so NWA pulled their agreement with TNA and stripped Christian and Team 3D of the NWA titles they held. Christian was scheduled to defend his belt against Kurt Angle and Sting, so TNA just held that match for a new TNA Championship.
May 13, 2007 – Orlando, Florida
Kurt Angle def. Christian and Sting {TNA World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match}
From the third Sacrifice. Angle still has the physical NWA title belt, which is kind of weird in hindsight. Given how flat the last couple title changes I watched in TNA were, I expected next to nothing from this. But it was actually pretty fun. String was really motivated and they panned a few interesting three way spots. The finish was hot garbage, as a second referee ran in even though the first referee was in the ring ready to count the pin, and Sting pinned Christian but also tapped out to Angle’s anklelock at 10:44. Angle was named the champion, but that doesn’t make sense because the first referee counted three before Sting tapped out and also the referee that did that was the actual referee for the match. Woof, they almost had me thinking they could put on a really good main event without hillbilly level stupid nonsense. A few days later, Angle was stripped of the title because of the silly finish. The fact that they didn’t change the booking to have angle win more strongly when it was decided he’d be the first guy to hold this new title is absolutely asinine. ***
June 17, 2007 – Nashville, Tennessee
Kurt Angle def. Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Christian Cage, and Chris Harris {TNA World Heavyweight Championship King of the Mountain Match}
From the third Slammaversary. Sting isn’t in this match because Christopher Daniels screwed him during his King of the Mountain qualifying match. Sting and Angle having to be in qualifying matches is super dumb. The Sting vs. Daniels feud would have been more compelling if Daniels was such a pest that Sting volunteered to bow out of the KotM to get his hands on Daniels. But when has TNA ever done anything cool? Speaking of uncool, Harris and James Storm fought to a double count out in their qualifying match, but Jim Cornette just decided to give the shot to Harris here. No real explanation is given. Why couldn’t Harris beat Storm? As for this match, it started in a way I liked, with Cage and Styles conspiring to lay down for each other so they could quickly be eligible to climb with the belt. Sadly, that fell apart way too quickly. There was a creative use of a ref bump, both in the way it let Cage steal Joe’s pin on Angle and how it kept Harris in the penalty box for longer. Joe and Styles climbing to the top of the box seemed pointless, even if Styles’s bump off of it was pretty cool. It just wasn’t at all clear why Styles climbed there in the first place. The rest of the match was pretty damn great. Everyone worked really hard and they generally felt like they were always trying to win. I don’t ask for much more than that. Harris chose to spear Cage off the ladder, which left Angle to hook the title at 19:21 for the win. ****
October 14, 2007 – Duluth, Georgia
Sting def. Kurt Angle {TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From Bound for Glory III. The road from Sacrifice to this match was long and stupid. It was mostly Angle and Joe feuding over the tag titles and holding them individuals while Sting wrestled random feuds before finally getting this rematch for the title. I gotta hand it to Sting, he wasn’t afraid to bump around the ring at 48 years old. I guess the overbooking here kind of worked because Sting overcame it to win, but damn if it didn’t make the match go a lot longer than it needed to. Everyone worked hard though, so it was far from a disaster and was even kind of good. Sting won at 18:20 with the Scorpion Death Drop. At least Kevin Nash didn’t somehow find a way to make himself champion here. ***¼
October 25, 2007 – Orlando, Florida
Kurt Angle def. Sting {TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From Impact. This was another solid match between the two, but the gaga in this one was irritating and lame. I don’t understand the point of doing a months-long build to Sting becoming champ only to take the title off of him a week later. Nash’s distraction was rote and dull, and it led directly to Angle hitting the Olympic Slam at 10:11 for the win. Nash is so much taller than Angle it’s comical looking. Angle flipped Nash off after the match and ran away. Nash is not more over than Sting and never has been, and TNA shouldn’t have acted as if the opposite was the case. **¾
April 13, 2008 – Lowell, Massachusetts
Samoa Joe def. Kurt Angle {TNA World Heavyweight Championship Cage Match}
From the fourth Lockdown. Holy crap, I just realized that Samoa Joe won his first NXT title and only TNA title in the same city. Angle is barefoot and wearing MMA shorts, sort of. They’re very long. This reminded me a lot of Angle’s WrestleMania match against Chris Benoit. They were able to make a very mat-based match entertaining for the whole whole run, but it was a little one-dimensional and I don’t think Joe made as many sustained comebacks and he could have if they wanted to make the match really engaging. I did appreciate them giving Joe the top prize with a super clean finish (he hit the Muscle Buster for the win at 17:39), though the finish had absolutely nothing to do with the style of the rest of the match, so good and bad there. ****
October 12, 2008 – Hoffman Estates, Illinois
Sting def. Samoa Joe {TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From Bound for Glory IV. Well, at least Joe had a solid run with the title. I feel like since they botched it with Sting in the aftermath of the previous year’s BFG, this was a lesson in unnecessary redundancies. That and having Sting win three BFG main events in a row is a lot. I think Joe has the most consistent entrance theme from the indies to a second tier TV company to WWE. In contrast, Angle’s TNA music is insanely bad and out of step with his character. This match was going along pretty well before the final few minutes. The brawl on the floor, which I normally don’t like, was exciting thanks to Joe taking wild risks. The fight back in the ring was good. I especially liked Joe and Sting being so mad about the other stealing their finishers that they no-sold them. What I didn’t like was how much the match slowed down when Joe started looking for a KO victory, mostly because he’d interrupt the referee’s count and then wait back again. It didn’t really make sense. I also didn’t like Nash attacking Joe with a baseball bat leading directly to the Scorpion Death Drop winning for Sting at 16:54. They really mucked this up with the finish. I do think it’s important to point out that Sting was doing great work despite really bad booking, especially considering his age. ***¼
April 19, 2009 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Mick Foley def. Sting {TNA World Heavyweight Championship Cage Match}
From the fifth Lockdown. This would have been a major match had it happened ten years earlier. We’re getting dangerously close to Vince Russo going from just being on the writing team to being the head of creative. Foley said he was Cactus Jack going into this match and the commentators keep saying that, but he’s listed as Foley before and during his entrance. Probably because WWE owns the name, probably. Anyway, this sucked. It was a boring brawl in front of a crowd that gave it exactly as much volume as it deserved, which was none. I’m not sure there was a way this match could be better, Foley was so bad at this point. He won by escaping the cage at 15:54, which was meant to be seen as treacherous because Foley had said he’d never let Sting or himself escape. But he barely went for any pins so that story didn’t make sense. Skip this at all costs. ½*
June 21, 2009 – Auburn Hills, Michigan
Kurt Angle def. Mick Foley, AJ Styles, Jeff Jarrett, and Samoa Joe {TNA World Heavyweight Championship King of the Mountain Match}
From the fifth Slammiversary. “Live from the home of the NBA Pistons,” said Mike Tenay on commentary, because he didn’t want to point out that the arena isn’t actually in Detroit. Who cares?! It’s a good arena. The opening of this show had an embarrassing spoof (is it a spoof when it’s not meant to be funny?) of Lose Yourself, customized to TNA’s anniversary. Angle wears a Penguins jersey because the Penguins had just beaten the Red Wings for the Stanley Cup. Joe wore a Wings jersey, which made me more sexually aroused than I’d comfortable admitting. Joe assaulted Angle before the match, so Joe started the match in the penalty box and Angle was automatically eligible to climb the ladder. That’s a pretty cool twist. After that, things fell flat for quite a while. The match turned into a series of heatless, unconnected spots, only a few of which were exciting or interesting. The match ended with Joe turning heel and handing Angle the title, allowing Angle to win at 22:04. **½
September 20, 2009 – Orlando, Florida
AJ Styles def. Kurt Angle, Hernandez, Matt Morgan, and String {TNA World Heavyweight Championship Five Way Match}
From the fifth No Surrender. This was originally a four way, but Hernandez cashed in his Money in the Bank ripoff to be added to the match. How stupid is this guy? Why would you enter a match that already had so many other people in it? Was Hernandez meant to be an idiot? His tattoos have always made me think he was. And then he got taken out early on by Eric Young, so… okay then. The rest of the match was solid. Styles and Sting were very motivated and Morgan seemed stoked to be in this position. The finish was cool too, as Sting took out Angle and then left his carcass for Styles to pin while he stopped Morgan from getting in the way. Styles hit Angle with a springboard 450 splash at 15:10. Take out the Hernandez stuff and this would have been better. ***
From a match quality standpoint only, this was a decidedly solid era for TNA (Foley aside). The Main Event Mafia angle dominated the program for the latter half of this period, but TNA had the good sense to have Angle and Sting be the group’s representatives in the title picture. It could have been Scott Steiner or Nash! As of Styles’ title win, Russo had been promoted to head of creative and was joined by his old friend Ed Ferrera and his old enemies Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan. In the next part, I’ll look at how the tenure of this team, which had failed so spectacularly in WCW and was now being given another run in TNA.