Okay, so let’s watch the slow death of ECW, starting with top guys getting poached by bigger companies (nothing new) and then just garbage main events right to the end (also nothing new). I’d say it’s amazing that ECW lasted as long as it did, but TNA/Impact have been going almost twice as long so who the hell knows how wrestling companies survive.
September 19, 1999 – Villa Park, Illinois
Mike Awesome def. Taz and Masato Tanaka {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Three Way Dance Match}
From the inaugural Anarchy Rulz. Taz had just signed with WWF, so the crowd hated him. This started out as just Taz vs. Tanaka, but Taz invited Awesome into the match because Awesome happened to be shouting from the crowd? It was pretty dumb. Taz got eliminated in the first few minutes of the match, so for ten minutes we got an Awesome vs. Tanaka match. This was on a totally different level than any other title change in this company’s history. They got dead weight Taz out of there quickly and then had a strong style sprint that was very pleasing to my tastes. Tanaka’s selling was interesting, as he seemed dead in the water until Awesome hit him with a chair and woke him up. From there it took a superbomb through a table to put him down for the count at 13:48. ***¾
December 24, 1999 – Nashville, Tennessee
Masato Tanaka def. Mike Awesome {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From ECW on TNN #18. This had everything I liked about the last match and turned them up a few notches. Tanaka no-sells at just the right moments to get the crowd all fired up, and then falls when it would otherwise become preposterous. This also featured even wilder bumps, like two powerbombs through tables on the floor from the apron and an avalanche DDT through a table. Tanaka hit the Roaring Elbow at 9:03 (shown) for the win at the title. After the match, Awesome feigns friendship but then attacks Tanaka again. Awesome tells Cyrus in the back that he’s going to kill Tanaka next week. Let’s see if that happens. ****
December 31, 1999 – White Plains, New York
Mike Awesome def. Masato Tanaka {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From ECW on TNN #19. This match felt bigger than the last because of a more professional looking production setup in this building and because Tanaka wasn’t wearing track pants here (he wore them in Nashville because it was an impromptu match for him). And yet somehow it felt just a bit more hollow than their previous matches. Maybe it’s because Tanaka was in control for more of it and thus it lost that underdog slowly getting control story. Maybe it’s less complicated than that and it was just that there were fewer table spots and more no-selling of powerbombs and monster DDTs. Awesome won the title back with a fall away super Awesome Bomb at 11:56. That finisher was breathtaking. ***½
April 14, 2000 – Indianapolis, Indiana
Taz def. Mike Awesome {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From ECW on TNN #34. Awesome signed with WCW while ECW champion, according to him because he hadn’t been getting paid by ECW. That certainly seems plausible. So all parties involved arranged for this match to happen, where Taz was loaned to ECW to wrap up Awesome’s tenure in the company. The whole thing seems pretty dumb in hindsight, as it probably would have been a bigger deal for Tommy Dreamer to have beaten Awesome. Awesome wanted to put over Rhyno, which would also have made sense as he was being built as a monster at this time. Anyway, Taz locked in the Tazmission to win in 1:13 while wearing street clothes with the help of a Dreamer DDT. *
April 22, 2000 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Tommy Dreamer def. Tazz {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From the fifth CyberSlam, which isn’t on the WWE Network and I can’t find the match anywhere except the final 1:18 shown in a clip on WWE.com. Dreamer wins with the Gedo Clutch. Then he cuts a crybaby promo and hugs the babyface roster. Raven comes out and hugs him too. That leads right into the next match. ¾*
Justin Credible def. Tommy Dreamer {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Match}
This clip aired on Hardcore TV #366 and I believe an episode of ECW on TNN as well. Credible attacked Dreamer and Raven. He cut a generic shouty promo, threw down the ECW tag titles, and challenged Dreamer to a match right now. Dreamer accepted and we got 6:43 of pointless brawling around the building and big but sloppy moves in the ring. I believe the full length of the Taz match was something around five minutes, so this was longer than that. Francine turned on Dreamer and then Credible hit the Tombstone Piledriver for the title. This was loud and nonsensical. *¾
October 21, 2000 – Saint Paul, Minnesota
Jerry Lynn def. Justin Credible {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Match}
From the second Anarchy Rulz. This completely fell apart about halfway in, as Credible ran out of steam and started relying on rest holds and running down Lynn on the microphone. The crowd totally turned on the whole thing there. Lynn tried to get them back, but Credible is a black hole of fun. I was a big fan of the indies in the ‘00s, so it’s weird to see HC Loc and Danny Daniels as dueling referees here. It’s just too much proto-Carnage Crew for me. In a horribly stupid moment, evil ref Daniels stops making the count for his crony Credible because New Jack’s music hit. Jack wasn’t even close to the ring yet, it was just his music. That’s trash. Lynn won in 19:36 with the Tombstone Piledriver. This was hot, flaming biological waste, from the bad work to the nonsense final minutes. *
November 5, 2000 – Villa Park, Illinois
Steve Corino def. Jerry Lynn, Justin Credible, and The Sandman {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Double Jeopardy Match}
From the eighth annual November to Remember. The rules here are quirky. Technically it’s two singles matches happening at once (Lynn vs. Credible and Corino vs. Sandman), and once two men are eliminated the winners of those two “matches” fight each other. I don’t hate it in theory, but of course they do nothing interesting with the stipulation here. You gotta hand it to Bill Apter; ECW was dying and yet he’s still out there photographing the thing. Sandman, per tradition, shows up late. I just don’t understand how it was justified to the other wrestlers in this match that Sandman’s ridiculously long entrance should take up like four fucking minutes of focus while the rest of them wrestle for no reason. After what feels like an eternity of mindless brawling and a catfight tease, Credible and Corino simultaneously eliminated Lynn and Sandman. That’s some lucha libre-inspired nonsense that makes suspension of disbelief impossible. Why did ECW always eliminate their champions early in matches like this? The champ was well liked, and now there’s very little drama because people didn’t really care about Corino or Credible. Credible and Corino have a serviceable little bout, but then Credible treats Francine badly, Dawn Marie turns on Corino, and all of it is ignored so Corino can superkick his way to the title at 24:21. Screw just about all of this. **
January 7, 2001 – New York, New York
The Sandman def. Steve Corino and Justin Credible {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Three Way Ladder Match}
From the third Guilty as Charged, and the final event produced by Extreme Championship Wrestling. It was bad, to the surprise of no one. There was no wrestling, terribly boring brawling, crappy cheap ladders that crumbled under the weight of the Sandman, and a goofy finish stolen from 1999 WWF where the title belt was raised by an unknown entity. Sandman won at 13:20, but there’s no word as to why whoever was in charge of the height of the belt wanted him to win. *½
Rhino def. The Sandman {ECW World Heavyweight Championship Three Way Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and Canes Match}
Rhino attacked Sandman after the the fact and said he’d kill Sandman’s family unless he got a title shot right now. So 1:21 and a couple piledrivers later and Rhino became champion of a company that would never run a show again. Kind of like a proto Ezekiel Jackson. After the match, it looked like Rob Van Dam would challenge Rhino for the title right there, but Lynn attacked him and a match between them wound up being ECW’s final televised match. ¾*
And that’s that. ECW folded and was purchased by WWF. Later in the year a storyline played out in WWF where ECW and WCW joined together to fight the Fed. The angle failed rather spectacularly, but ECW’s mythology somehow survived strongly enough that four years later WWF put on a very popular ECW-themed PPV. The following year they did another one and then started airing a one-hour ECW show in the middle of the week. It did not go well, but the championship was resurrected for the project. In the next and final part of the ECW Championship series, I’ll take a look at that.