I more or less took a six-year break from watching from the summer of 2012 through the summer of 2018, and in that time a crop of wrestlers have become very popular with the internet wrestling fandom. So I’ve collected a series of highly-praised matches (all non-WWE because I watch NXT on the reg) to see if the work of these internet darlings is up to snuff. I’m not going to get into Kenny Omega or Kazuchika Okada because I reviewed a bunch of their matches here and they definitely live up to the hype. A bit of background: I’m a lifelong WWE fan, was a giant Ring of Honor fan from its inception in 2002 until around when Gabe Sapolsky left in 2008, and then got deep into Dragon Gate specifically and puro for the next four years. This past summer (2018) I got back into things by watching the entire history of NXT (post-reboot), and I think it’s just swell. I’ve never been a snob about indy wrestling, but I know off the bat from the handful of recent indy matches I’ve seen featuring the NXT UK guys that the scene is a bit loosey goosey for my tastes right now, so I’m predicting that that’s where much of my criticism will center. But maybe I’ll just be blown away. Let’s see.
August 26, 2018 – Manchester, Greater Manchester
Walter def. Will Ospreay in 22:24 {Defiant Internet Championship Match}
From Defiant Stacked. I can appreciate why people really liked this match. Ospreay gets around the ring in a really cool way, and Walter is a big, scary bad-ass. They put in a lot of effort here and it showed. But there was plenty of indy bullshit in this match, like Walter holding himself up in the ropes so that Ospreay could hit a hanging dive onto him, and Walter rolling himself over and blatantly getting into position between the two shooting star presses. They also moved through everything so fast that it robbed a lot of the bigger spots of their drama. The real credit here should go to the referee, who counted a one-count for Ospreay when he landed on top of Walter after Walter hit his Emerald Frosion, even though that clearly wasn’t planned. That one spot made the final stretch feel more real. Matches like this are why you can’t sleep on guys who sign with WWE, because the trainers there teach them not to do a lot of the stuff they did here that make it feel more like a performance than a fight.
***½
August 28, 2016 – Camden Town, London
Shane Strickland def. Will Ospreay
From PROGRESS Chapter 35: Writing Nirvana On Other People’s Bags. I think I got enough of an idea of who Walter is, but I’m going to give this Ospreay kid another chance. The opening Matrix bit was cool when Low Ki and Red did it 16 years ago, and it was performed better there than it was here. After that though, just about every move landed in this match did so with precision. Strickland dodged certain moves in a way that was both awesome and kind of breaks wrestling. I’m okay with that. There was a long fake injury stretch that was annoying while it was happening, but was actually woven nicely into the match in hindsight. I also appreciate that this match followed one of my cardinal rules of professional wrestling: if someone hits the Storm Cradle Driver, the match needs to end because of it. ****¼
June 25, 2017 – Queens, New York
Matt Riddle def. Keith Lee in 14:35 {WWN Championship Match}
From EVOLVE 87. There’s a concept in animation called squash and stretch. Basically, if when you see an animated ball bouncing it doesn’t change its shape every time it hits the ground, you’ll have no concept of how big, dense, or heavy the ball is actually supposed to be. So if it’s heavier and/or softer and/or less dense, it should stretch more on the way down and squash more when it hits the ground. If it’s more rigid or smaller, it should squash and stretch less. The technique is also used to add emphasis to emotions characters’ faces. Lee and Riddle used a similar technique to great effect here. The smaller Riddle was in control a lot more here, but because of his size, it was an exhausting challenge every time he lifted Lee up for a move. They conveyed that struggle remarkably well. And while he was able to hit less offense, every time Lee caught Riddle with a strike or a move, Riddle didn’t just hit the mat, he bounced off of it. I really enjoyed this. Lee’s selling was a little wonky and finishing the thing with Riddle basically lucking into a win was a little too cute, but for a speedy main event this did the trick. These two clearly have solid minds for wrestling, so I’m looking forward to seeing them do their thing in NXT. ****
July 31, 2016 – Providence, Rhode Island
Keith Lee def. Brian Cage {Beyond Wrestling Americanrana ‘16 – Providence, Rhode Island}
From Beyond Wrestling Americanrana. Lee didn’t really get much of a showcase in the last match, so I want to watch him take on another buzz-worthy wrestling in Cage. If you ever wanted to watch Brock Lesnar fight Bam Bam Bigelow when they were both young (complete with an F5 from Cage and a moonsault from Lee), you should check this out. Here you’ve got two huge dudes flying around the ring like they’re cruiserweights and tossing each other around with ease. It’s a lot of fun, and I’d like to see it in a promotion with a better ring and much better commentators. I have to say though that the crowd was totally there for it and that added a lot to the match. Honestly, this match is probably better than I’m giving it credit for, but the commentary was so irritating that it was hard to really get lost in the action. ****
September 3, 2017 – Wolverhampton, West Midlands
Pete Dunne, Trent Seven & Tyler Bate def. Cassandra Miyagi, DASH Chisako & Meiko Satomura in 17:17 {Tournament Finals}
CHIKARA King Of Trios. This one is a bit of a cheat, because I’m already sold on British Strong Style and recently watched a pair of dope Satomura matches in the Mae Young Classic. So this is really to see if indy BSS matches can be as good as their NXT work, because I’ve found that the Brits display a lot of bad habits when wrestling outside of a WWE ring. There’s something comforting about CHIKARA still featuring Mike Quackenbush on commentary and Bryce Remsburg as the lead referee. It turns out that a six-person tag match can cover up a lot of the annoying things about indy bullshit. Selling becomes less of an issue because wrestlers can bail and disappear instead of exposing moves. That’s not to say there was an overwhelming amount of bullshit in this match, though there was a litte. Mostly there was just an insane amount of fast-paced action from all six wrestlers. There was also a fun story in which Dunne was the only heel and sometimes had to be reigned in by his partners because they wanted an honorable match to end the tournament. Good work all around, and a real testament to everyone involved that the men vs. women aspect of this never felt icky. ****
June 15, 2016 – Los Angeles, California
Pentagon Jr. def. Fenix, Ivelisse, Johnny Mundo, King Cuerno, and Taya {Number One Contender Elimination Match}
From Lucha Underground Six to Survive. This is here so I can get a look at Pentagon and Fenix, though it’s always nice to see Johnny Netflix do his thing. The gimmick here is that it’s an elimination match for a shot at the championship in the season finale, and everyone in it qualified by tagging together and winning a twelve-person tag match on the previous episode. First, a note question about Lucha Underground in general. Do people want a dark and gritty vibe, and also odd camera angles when they watch pro wrestling? I’ll give this company credit or doing something different (and for having fantastic production value), but it was distracting for me. Also the english commentary is awful and I switched to Spanish ten minutes in so I could focus on the match. And it as a hell of a match. Everyone was in the ring at the same time, but the story was clear and I never felt like it was too chaotic. Having the ladies in there also never felt exploitative; it was more like in a superhero movie when men and women fight, and it’s okay because they’re on a similar competitive level. As for Pentagon and Fenix, they’ve definitely got the goods. As I mentioned earlier in this piece, I’m very appreciative that head-dropping moves led to finishes here, or at least to long breaks in the action. These guys know how to make dangerous moves mean something. ****¼
Let me know who else is a big shot outside of WWE and maybe I’ll do another round of reviews soon.
From Diamond Ring Kensuke Office Changes. They emphasize that Nakajima beat Dragon Gate wrestler Kenichiro Arai
From Dynamite 131. This is a qualifying match for the Owen Hart Foundation tournament. Joe debuted at ROH Supercard of Honor, saving Jonathan Gresham from Jay Lethal (whose soul searching apparently led him to turn heel) & Sonjay Dutt after the main event. And now that ROH and AEW are the same thing, that seems worth mentioning. Caster’s pre-match rap was cute. This was real squashy, with Joe needing only two minutes to put Caster down with the Muscle Buster at 2:52. Lethal & Dutt pop up on the big screens and Lethal says he’d been trying to get a hold of Joe during his difficult soul searching time, and Joe never picked up. They have a present for Joe next week. N/A
From Dynamite 132. Jay Lethal & Sonjay Dutt were in the front row cheering on Joe. Sarcastically, probably, as they brawled with Joe at ROH Supercard of Honor XV.
From Rampage 39.
From Dynamite 137.
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From Double or Nothing.
From PWF York Cougar Football Fundraiser. I didn't know that this match happened until over a month after the fact. This started out as a non-title match, but we'll get to why I've listed it as a title match in a moment. FTR have Mick Foley in their corner while their opponents have Bill Behrens. I’ve never actually seen Behrens do an on-camera gig before. He's holding a tennis racket, presumably as an Umaga to Jim Cornette. But it's confusing because there was actually a tennis player named Bill Behrens. They announce this match as having a 20-minute time limit. Only 11 minutes in, they say there are three minutes remaining. Until then, this was as run-of-the-mill as a modern FTR match gets. But the announcement snapped everyone out of their heat-on-Wheeler funk and forced them to go for desperate pins. They announce ten seconds remaining a couple of times, but no one can get the roll up pin they're looking for. The 20-minute time limit expires at 1
From NXT UK 183. McGuinness started by essentially saying that Fraser is going to pee or poo himself during the match. Unnecessary. Had Shawn Michaels been game to have a good match against Vader, this is what it would have looked like. Actually, a more appropriate and modern analogue is Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins from SummerSlam. Much like that match, Frazer used quick strikes and avoided his larger opponent’s signature big move to stay alive. Here it was the powerbomb whereas there it was suplexes. Here, Frazer also successfully damaged WALTER’s knee, which slowed the big man down and made it hard for WALTER to hit the powerbomb. Unfortunately for Frazer, WALTER was able to bide his time and clothesline Frazer’s legs out from under him. An inevitable powerbomb followed and won the match for WALTER at 14:02. I hate to say this because I’m happy that he’s healthier, but the way WALTER has slimmed down has taken some of the magic away from his aura. At least for me it has. That said, dude can clearly still go as well as ever in the ring. ****
From NXT 659. Strong was feeling it here, which is thanks in large part to the crowd being maniacally loud from the get go I’m sure. His whole game was fast and devastating stick and move attacks. That worked pretty well, as WALTER was dazed from time to time. But as with all good WALTER matches (which is pretty much all WALTER matches), everything WALTER does is devastating here so it takes very little for him to take back control. And eventually he did just that and hit the powerbomb for the win at 9:46 (shown of 12:18). After the match, WALTER gets on the microphone and says that his name is Gunther now. I did not think WALTER would be a victim of the renaming curse this far into his run. What will they rename Strong?! ***¾
From NXT UK 185. Andy Shepherd helpfully announces from inside the ring that the reason for the stipulation is that the feud has gotten so violent that it wouldn’t be safe to have fans around. Devlin says during the match that it’s because he thinks Dragunov could only muster the energy to win if he had the crowd behind him. I like that explanation a lot more. The only real reason I could think of to do this without fans is that there was a scheduling conflict with one of the wrestlers for the regular TV taping date and they needed to get this thing filmed. We just had such a long stretch of empty arena NXT UK episodes that I can’t imagine anyone was dying to get another taste of it. This aired the day after Adam Cole vs. Orange Cassidy in a match that was also no disqualification and falls count anywhere, and this served up everything I felt was missing from that match. Now you might say, “Brad, Cassidy is not the same kind of character as Devlin or Dragunov, how could you expect the same level of violence or intensity?” To that I say, when Cassidy started his match by breaking his own sunglasses and rapidly punching Cole, he was indicating that level of violence and/or intensity. And instead the match was mostly wacky. Anyway, this was not wacky. It was stiff and intense and featured weapons that made sense and spots the didn’t take forever to set up. Dragunov got in trouble when his eye injury acted up. Devlin took control and beat the crap out of him. I wasn’t wild about how meek Dragunov was when Devlin was zip tying his hands, but I did like that in the end it turned out to be an error on Devlin’s part anyway because Dragunov’s finisher requires no hands. And indeed, a bound Dragunov jumped off the steel steps (which had been brought into the ring) and hit the Torpedo Moskau on Devlin for the win at 21:43. NXT UK is still sneaking in these dope matches that no one is watching. Y’all should watch them. ****¼
From AAA Triplemania Regia. FTR come out with Vickie Guerrero. This was supposed to be explained at an earlier AAA taping but FTR and Guerrero all missed them. AAA is notorious for having this kind of luck/being incompetent lately. FTR is also wearing Eddie Guerrero tribute tights, with American flags on one side and flames on the other, I suppose to pay homage to his Gringos Locos and Latino Heat gimmicks. This match mostly sucked, but one cool spot saw FTR tie Pentagon’s mask to the ropes and force him to unmask with his hands over his face to stop them from climbing the ladder. That would have been a very meaningful moment to lead up to the Lucha Brothers winning the titles back, but unfortunately instead it led into nothing. He just got his mask back and the match continued on in its lame, derivative way. At one point, Pentagon was the only man standing, but instead of climbing the ladder he grabbed a table from the floor. So the titles mean enough to him that he’d unmask to stop his opponents from winning, but not enough for him to get the titles when he had a clear path to do it? Vickie powered Pentagon, causing him to voluntarily jump through the table and Harwood grabbed the belts at 12:12. This was abysmal. *
From AEW Full Gear. Silver was hamming it up a lot more here than he was the year before in New York. That said, this had stronger just-a-match vibes than the aforementioned match. After Silver ripped out Cassidy’s pockets, Cassidy turned up the heat and these guys put on a middle of the row undercard match. Not bad by any means, but nothing memorable either. Cassidy hit the Beach Break rather out of nowhere for the win at 9:42. **¾
From the second Honor Reigns Supreme. The commentators sold this as Gresham getting a big shot against a top ROH guy after being an also-ran in the Television Championship division for a while. This was terrific. Both guys did a fantastic job selling their respective targeted limbs, and Gresham in particular played the role of the tenacious underdog perfectly. He didn’t just watch to see where Lethal would have trouble executing his finisher because of the damage he’d done to the former ROH Champion’s arm, he pressed the assault whenever he could, taking out the arm to make sure the Lethal Injection would never come. But what he couldn’t do was stop Lethal from battering his knee and ultimately winning with a Figure 4 Leglock at 17:54. ****¼
From the second Masters of the Craft. Columbus has way more Gresham fans than Concord did. That’s a neat little advancement to the plot, innit? They both went after the same limbs that earned them dividends in their previous match. And then they went ahead and built an incredible match out of that story. At first it seemed as though Lethal wasn’t going to be able to get Gresham’s leg to give out. But about halfway through the match, Gresham’s knee was in trouble. Gresham was able to escape the leglock this time by using the momentum of Lethal pulling him away from the ropes to shift to an armbar. But Gresham’s focus on the arm bit him in the ass. Lethal went for the Lethal Injection and collapsed again, but when Gresham went for a roll up after that Lethal cut back on it for the win at 18:27. This is one of the best American examples that I've seen of a match building on the match that came before. Rather than try to outdo the maneuvers from their first meeting for the sake of a big crowd reaction, they adjust their game plans in logical ways that, to me, were just as exciting. I think this match is slept on, by virtue of the fact that I’ve never heard anything about it before watching it. ****½
From ROH Wrestling 364. In real life,
From Death Before Dishonor XVII. Gresham and Lethal had been teaming, but Gresham grew frustrated and started heeling. Ultimately, he turned on Lethal. It took them a little while to get there, but once they got into a groove this was exactly what I wanted from this match. It was back to their old tricks, with Lethal targeting the leg to set up for the Figure 4 Leglock and Gresham targeting the arm to block the Lethal Injection and set up for his Octopus. In the end, Lethal tried the cutback trick that worked for him in Columbus, but Gresham countered to a pin and then put on the gnarliest Octopus for his first win over Lethal at 17:20. This is the best kind of wrestling series. And none of it felt stale because it was a year after they’d wrestled last and because they found ways to energize the old tropes. And that’s not to mention Gresham busting out what I can only describe as a sumo-style assault. Gresham and Lethal make up after the match. ****
From ROH Wrestling 500. During the pandemic, ROH made the most of their empty arena shows by kicking them off with a tournament to crown a champion for the revived Pure Championship. Gresham won the tournament, and this was his fourth defense of the title. Lethal and Gresham were still allies here. In an interesting move, the other match on this milestone episode was two other partners fighting in Jay and Mark Briscoe. They cut to a commercial break about six minutes in, though the action didn’t get beyond (admittedly fast-moving) mat wrestling until the 10-minute mark. That had me thinking this was going to go long, but things took a different turn. Both guys had abused the other’s shoulders, and Lethal used that to his advantage best. He forced Gresham to use his first rope break to stop a pin, and his second to escape a crab. Then, he used the failed Lethal Injection to bait Gresham into a crossface, forcing the champ to use his final rope break. But he made the mistake of giving Gresham a breather and was quickly caught in a head scissor takedown giving Gresham the winning pin at 14:06 (shown of 16:40). For an empty arena match, this held my attention. It was totally different than their previous matches while still using a couple elements from the rivalry to elevate it just a bit. Not essential viewing, but if you’re working your way through their series you shouldn’t skip it. ***¼ 


