All The Fuss

I had decided to take a 13+ hour train ride from New York City to Toledo (and then jump on a bus from Toledo to Detroit but that stint is less relevant) and during my time on the rails I watched all four Kazuchika Okada vs. Kenny Omega singles matches from 2017 and 2018. I’m going to cut to the chase; I think everyone jumped the gun a bit calling them the greatest of all time. I don’t know how unpopular that opinion is, or if some people are on the same page, but here’s my take regardless.

Kazuchika Okada def. Kenny Omega in 46:45 {IWGP Heavyweight Championship Match – Wrestle Kingdom 11 – Tokyo Japan}
The first ten or so minutes of this match set the tone nicely for what should have been a stellar thirty-minute match. But then Omega and Okada got cute with a bunch of gaga on the floor. Now you can tell me all day that it was meant to show the lengths to which Omega was ready to go to win the title, but you can’t make me feel like it didn’t disrupt the flow of the match. Frankly, that disruption had my mind wandering quite a bit. The final twenty minutes were indeed as insane as advertised. If we lived in a world where the gimmicks on the floor were skipped over and this was a 30-35 minute match, you’d have yourself a bonafide five-star situation. As is, I wouldn’t go that high and I’m shocked that anyone who watched this more than once would call it the best match ever to that point. ****½

A note on the train. It’s an Amtrak, and as you can probably guess it’s not the most popular form of long-distance transportation. I think that’s kind of crazy, because while it does take six times as long to get from New York to Michigan this way, the process is a lot more pleasant. There’s tons of leg room, free WiFi that kind of works, nobody sitting in the seat next to you (and often nobody else sitting in your row at all), and the freedom to move about whenever you like.

Kazuchika Okada dr. Kenny Omega in 60:00 {IWGP Heavyweight Championship Match – Dominion 2017 – Osaka, Japan}
This match is a contradiction for me, because on the one hand I found it to be a league or two better than the match from Wrestle Kingdom, but on the other, the Wrestle Kingdom match informed this one quite a bit. Is it one of the best of all time? I could see the argument here, where I couldn’t at Wrestle Kingdom. It’s certainly one of the best hour-long draws I’ve ever seen. Omega was just brilliant in how he sold his exhaustion. I was initially annoyed when the Bullet Club came out and Cody tried to throw in the towel, but the way the Young Bucks and Omega, and then even Okada, reacted to the whole bit was really entertaining. In that moment, which was about 40 or so minutes in, I felt that more flavor from third parties would probably help carry this along through the next 20 minutes. It was definitely unnecessary. I also really liked that Okada was dying to pin Omega, even though he knew he could just run out the clock, because it would show that he was becoming less capable of putting Omega down. Does this work on the same level without the Wrestle Kingdom match? I don’t know, probably not, and I can’t say because I just watched that match so that’s an experiment for someone else to try. *****

At this point near me, a large, older woman with a cane gets on in Syracuse. There are dozens of empty seats, but she plops down next to another older woman when it becomes clear that she won’t be able to keep her balance while the train is moving to find an empty row. The woman who’d been on the train since its origin in New York City clearly didn’t want to have someone encroaching on her space like this, so she got up. This is only notable because of the remarkable lengths she went to to explain to the large woman that it wasn’t because of her size. I haven’t cringed at something so hard in quite some time.

Kenny Omega def. Kazuchika Okada in 24:40 {Round Robin Tournament Match – G1 Climax 2017, Night 18 – Tokyo, Japan}
With a win here, Omega would advance to the finals of the G1 tournament and get a title shot against (presumably) Okada at Wrestle Kingdom in a few months. Okada only needs a draw to keep Omega out of the finals and enter them himself, and these matches have a 30-minute time-limit. Based on their history, it’s not looking good for Omega. But Okada’s pride was hurt by the draw in June, (he’s also coming into this match hurt) and he goes for the early win. The match took off shortly after that, which was what I really wanted from their Wrestle Kingdom match. That said, it wasn’t quite the dramatic epic that their second match was, and there were a few moments in the middle that felt more goofy than intense. Don’t get me wrong, there were a few brilliant details. One that I liked in particular was Omega going for the One Winged Angel the whole match (and the last two matches) and never being able to hit it, so instead when he’s got Okada on the ropes he goes for a Tiger Driver ‘98 instead. When that god-killer move doesn’t put Okada down, Omega at least knows he has the champ dazed enough to finally hit the One Winged Angel for the win. Things like that are what stick in someone’s mind long after they’ve seen a match. ****½

Right around this time I needed a drink, so I walked over to the dining car. I’ve battled with claustrophobia, though it’s usually much worse on the subway than in above ground trains, cars, or planes; probably because being able to see outside helps. But I have to say walking from car to car to get to the dining car had me feeling like I was in that neverending part of the Legend of Zelda where you can’t get out unless you know the right direction to go in. In any event, it was worth it because the credit card machine was down and this weird old cowboy bought me a ginger ale when I realized i didn’t have enough cash on me. I’m guessing he’s going home to Ohio or Indiana, and not on vacation from New York. We don’t have a lot of cowboys.

Kenny Omega def. Kazuchika Okada in 64;50 {IWGP Heavyweight Championship 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match – Dominion 2018 – Osaka, Japan}
Omega lost in the G1 Climax finals to Tetsuya Naito. Luckily for him, Naito failed to beat Okada for the title. On the anniversary of their time-limit title match draw, Okada wanted to prove he could beat Omega again and offered him a title shot in a no-time limit match, which Omega agreed to on the grounds that it be 2 Out of 3 Falls. There’s a cute Infinity War reference in Omega’s intro video.

Okay, the match. First, I like that Okada’s first fall came from a surprise reversal and not from something absurd, because that was the fastest he’s ever been able to pin Omega and it wouldn’t make sense for that pin to come from some powerful move that had never pinned Omega as quickly before. I also like that Omega’s first fall came in the same fashion as his G1 Climax victory. I continue to be impressed with how Omega sells exhaustion. There were also some surprising counters and near-falls in this thing. It totally worked for me that they’d be throwing huge bombs at each other (a cradle tombstone piledriver is called the Cradle to the Grave, right? I can’t find any evidence of anyone calling it that so far, which is crazy to me, so I’m coining it here).

But if I’m being honest, I didn’t get really draw into this match until the Okada hit the wall and he hit the weak Rainmaker. That was in the third fall and wasn’t terribly far away from the finish. I also found it frustrating that they spent so much time on the table spots. The first one, the double stomp, was frustrating because the spot doesn’t make sense if Omega doesn’t penetrate the table with his feet. That’s why the spot worked a year ago and didn’t work here. Here the table looks like more of a shield than a weapon. The second one was frustrating because the crowd wasn’t feeling it, no matter how hard the wrestlers hyped it, and they didn’t work around the crowd’s energy; they just forced the spot on them as they’d planned it. The saving grace was that the table didn’t end up getting used a second time in the end, which made this feel more real to me. I said in my review of the Tommaso Ciampa vs. Johnny Gargano title match that had their table not broken, I’d give them points for being subversive, and I do feel the same way here. So that’s a silver lining. So what does it all mean as one piece? It means a very fitting end to the rivalry (presumably) a nice way to end Okada’s title reign, and an excellent match, but I don’t think it’s in the running for greatest match of all time as so many others have suggested. ****¾

So what are we left with at the end of this train ride / wrestling binge? This is undoubtedly an amazing rivalry. You don’t often get four matches rated as highly as these, and you’d be doing yourself a disservice to dismiss them. The Dominion 2017 match is the best match I’ve seen from that year. I don’t begrudge the people who think these are the best matches to ever be recorded, but i don’t think they’re really in that conversation. The story that was told over four matches was stellar, even if you don’t know about all the Bullet Club drama that accompanied it. But the average english-speaking wrestling fan isn’t going to be as emotionally drawn to this as they are to the top western rivalries (Gargano/Ciampa, Undisputed Era/Mustache Mountain to name two that I’ve seen in NXT alone). That’s good to know going in.